maximise

To consume recreational drugs anally. To 'hoop' one's goodies.

I maximised a couple of pills a while ago and now I'm coming up like a bastard.

I maximised that special k but for all the good it did me I might as well have stuck it up my arse.

by KyralTim January 12, 2009

maxicise

To work out the triceps and biceps by tearing paper plates.

D00d, my arms are so sore today!

What did you do last night?

I maxicised for an hour while perusing the white pages.

by Thepersonwhocameupwiththisword December 13, 2009

maximize the minimum

it's how you describe somebody that works hard at doing as little work as possible

You see that guy over there maximizing the minimum.

It's Friday afternoon and it's time to maximize the minimum until I go home from work.

by turbotbird86 May 11, 2011

MaximizedGamer

MaximizedGamer is regarded as the best gamer in the world, any game that comes across his path are just considered raped. Competitions aren't a challenge for this one also, defeats everyone who dares to step in his way. So, Lets just say MaximizedGamer is a douche bag.

MaximizedGamer won 1rst place in the Mario SpeedRunning Championships.

by NotMaximizedGamer September 9, 2012

M.M. Maximisation

The Goffyistic idea that practising M.M. can be overdone. In Goffyistic philosophical thought this is seen as one of the main ways to ruin your life, and is therefore also a sort of 'pseudo-sin'. In practise M.M. Maximisation is achieved when you go against the social-norms of your respective society for too long in the attempt to uphold M.M. Optimisation.

Jack: "This guy is M.M. Maximising"
John: "His excessive M.M. Maximisation has led him astray"

by JohnNielsen10101 November 8, 2022

maximizer

One who maximizes whatever application he is working on, consuming all screen real estate and rendering the entire concept of the windowed GUI useless.

I told my friend I was getting a 30" monitor, but because he's a maximizer, he couldn't fathom the purpose of it. "Who wants to type in Microsoft Word across the whole screen?"

by Lucent July 25, 2008

Maximizer

A person, who always tries to milk an opportunity. Ex: You ask a co-worker if they need anything from the store and they hand you a long shopping list.

"I offered her a ride home and she - being the MAXIMIZER that she is - made me make two stops along the way so she could drop things off and buy stuff!"

by The Movie 32 December 9, 2017