maxicise

To work out the triceps and biceps by tearing paper plates.

D00d, my arms are so sore today!

What did you do last night?

I maxicised for an hour while perusing the white pages.

by Thepersonwhocameupwiththisword December 13, 2009

maximise

To consume recreational drugs anally. To 'hoop' one's goodies.

I maximised a couple of pills a while ago and now I'm coming up like a bastard.

I maximised that special k but for all the good it did me I might as well have stuck it up my arse.

by KyralTim January 12, 2009