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Maximinimal 

When the quantity of a thing reaches the largest area it can occupy before being reclassified to the next higher size.
Veronica's boobs are maximinimal for that halter top...one deep breath and those puppies will make a break for freedom.

Maximinimal 

When the quantity of a thing reaches the largest area it can occupy before being reclassified to the next higher size.
Veronica's boobs are maximinimal for that halter top...one deep breath and those puppies will make a break for freedom.

Maximiliano 

Maximiliano

A very smart and intellgent person very good friends with girls. Very nerdy person but makes you laugh all the time. Makes girls very happy with his precense but loves to get in arguments.
Maximiliano is a very cool person
Maximiliano by the blue watermelon September 24, 2017

Maximilliano 

The best of the best, the top of the top. A powerful person usually focused in politics and music. Has great knowledge and comprehension will defend himself intellectually no matter what. Despite being smart he is also great in bed and has a long cock. Always get to know a Maximilliano.
"I tried arguing with Maximilliano about something earlier, he kicked my ass intellectually!"

Or

"Man that Maximilliano kid is cool I bet he can lay down some sick riffs on the guitar'
Maximilliano by Fenderguitars November 18, 2013

maximilian 

Gods source of all power, genius, sexy mother fucker, likes to kill people name ken, loves women, great in bed, greatest known man in all of the free world
maximilian by Anonymous May 6, 2003

maximilian 

a very handsome person. mentally and physically strong, a Maximilian will do anything for anyone but can easily cut people off who don't show appreciation back. Maximilian is a very sexy person in the bed ;) he will make you so horny that you go crazy for him. He is great in the bed too.
Girl 1: what type of guy do you want?\
Girl 2: i want a Maximilian
maximilian by sex god 102 February 22, 2019
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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