Maustin 

A white kid who usually has a mop on his head.

He hits his mom as much as he hits his Juul.
Wants to be a 2k dribbler

Stop being such a maustin

Maustin by Let Laylen slide October 1, 2019

whore-masting 

Short for: "The mastering of whores."
A typical saying of men from the northern midwestern states (ie: Minnesota and Wisonsin), born in the 20's, 30', or 40's.
Used to describe the act of buying sluts drinks with the intention of engaging in sexual relations with them on weekend nights.

Grandpa: When I was your age, me & George went whore-masting every night.
Grandson: What's "whore-masting"?
Grandpa: The mastering of whores!
Grandson: Okay.

whore-masting by Ryan Guide March 1, 2009

Mauston Highschool 

Where people are illiterate and there are more juuls than brain cells. Never underestimate the concentration of hick that can be contained within these gross walls. Small pp only zone.

Do you have big pp?
No I go to Mauston Highschool

Mauston Highschool by YungGravey February 4, 2019

half mastin 

The act of having sex without a full erection. Usually occurs when one is conciously grossed out by the person he is having sex with, but engaging her in sexual intercourse anyway just for the sake of busting a nut or due to sheer boredom. Almost always is sensationaless and unsatisfying, and prevalence almost always increases when drugs and alchohol are involved.

"Yo you fuck that bitch last night"?
"Yea, it was awful though, she was so doggish I was half mastin but I went through with it anyway cuz I'm a trooper."

half mastin by c slappa March 29, 2010

half masting

when your pooping and realize your out of t.p. and have to waddle with your pants around your ankles or knees to go to the hallway closet to get more toilet paper.

my mom spotted me half masting and damn it was embarrasing

half masting by vloky July 1, 2004

Nasty Mastin 

When you pour a liquid into someones vagina and put her legs over your shoulders and drink it out.

I gave Jody Terry a Nasty Mastin last night.

Nasty Mastin by Scott Junk October 26, 2010

mustin min munchins 

a group of gay neurodivergent ppl on tuatwt who were previously shreks in a swamp before eating oranges from mustin min’s orange tree.

steve blackman: i hate mustin min munchins

aidan gallagher: they saved me from the deep fryer

mustin min munchins by mustin min March 18, 2023