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Matzah/Matzo

1. Unleavened bread, replaces the 5 forbidden grains during Passover (Wheat, Spelt, Barley, Rye, and Oats/two rowed Barley)

2. A song on JibJab
1. Moses created Matzah during Passover

2. Matzah!
by Sir Tiki June 29, 2005
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Matzoh Fever

The uncontrollable urge of a Goyim (gentile) to have sex with a Jewish person.
Me: Wow, Sarah Silverman is Hot! She gives me the Matzoh Fever.
Jimmy: Yeah, I know what you mean. I hope her pussy is Kosher, cuz I'd eat that any time.
by jbszee March 14, 2009
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matzoh ball

a dance for jewish people. the place where addison got grounded!also known as the worst night in history!!!!!teehehehehelolzl/night that poeple found a foreigner!teheheh i heards he was wickeeddsss sickkk!!
dudeeee matzoh ball was hellla tight they gave out prizes!
by jjjjjjjjrrrrrrrrr January 12, 2009
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Matzoh Ball Soup

Friday night after sundown- the Sabbath,
when a man dips his balls into chicken broth
& then inserts them into his partners mouth.
"With the taste of chicken in her mouth I couldn't believe how horny she became when i gave her the Matzoh Ball Soup."
by Di-ayn-u January 22, 2005
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sawdy matzoh balls

to use the word sawdy or saudy to describe a Jewish person; an alteration on "sawdy or saudy balls".
Bob: Dude! Did you hear about Matt?
(Jewish boy Matt recently failed a test.)
Joe: Yeah! Man, his parents are going to be so pissed at him!
Bob: I know, right? Sawdy matzoh balls!
by Brite Yellow Hottie August 18, 2009
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