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Matzoh Fever

The uncontrollable urge of a Goyim (gentile) to have sex with a Jewish person.
Me: Wow, Sarah Silverman is Hot! She gives me the Matzoh Fever.
Jimmy: Yeah, I know what you mean. I hope her pussy is Kosher, cuz I'd eat that any time.
Matzoh Fever by jbszee March 14, 2009

matzoh ball 

a dance for jewish people. the place where addison got grounded!also known as the worst night in history!!!!!teehehehehelolzl/night that poeple found a foreigner!teheheh i heards he was wickeeddsss sickkk!!
dudeeee matzoh ball was hellla tight they gave out prizes!
matzoh ball by jjjjjjjjrrrrrrrrr January 12, 2009

Matzoh Ball Soup

Friday night after sundown- the Sabbath,
when a man dips his balls into chicken broth
& then inserts them into his partners mouth.
"With the taste of chicken in her mouth I couldn't believe how horny she became when i gave her the Matzoh Ball Soup."
Matzoh Ball Soup by Di-ayn-u January 22, 2005

sawdy matzoh balls

to use the word sawdy or saudy to describe a Jewish person; an alteration on "sawdy or saudy balls".
Bob: Dude! Did you hear about Matt?
(Jewish boy Matt recently failed a test.)
Joe: Yeah! Man, his parents are going to be so pissed at him!
Bob: I know, right? Sawdy matzoh balls!

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022