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Matzoh Fever

The uncontrollable urge of a Goyim (gentile) to have sex with a Jewish person.
Me: Wow, Sarah Silverman is Hot! She gives me the Matzoh Fever.
Jimmy: Yeah, I know what you mean. I hope her pussy is Kosher, cuz I'd eat that any time.

Matzoh Fever by jbszee March 14, 2009

matzoh ball 

a dance for jewish people. the place where addison got grounded!also known as the worst night in history!!!!!teehehehehelolzl/night that poeple found a foreigner!teheheh i heards he was wickeeddsss sickkk!!
dudeeee matzoh ball was hellla tight they gave out prizes!
matzoh ball by jjjjjjjjrrrrrrrrr January 12, 2009

Matzoh Ball Soup

Friday night after sundown- the Sabbath,
when a man dips his balls into chicken broth
& then inserts them into his partners mouth.
"With the taste of chicken in her mouth I couldn't believe how horny she became when i gave her the Matzoh Ball Soup."
Matzoh Ball Soup by Di-ayn-u January 22, 2005

sawdy matzoh balls

to use the word sawdy or saudy to describe a Jewish person; an alteration on "sawdy or saudy balls".
Bob: Dude! Did you hear about Matt?
(Jewish boy Matt recently failed a test.)
Joe: Yeah! Man, his parents are going to be so pissed at him!
Bob: I know, right? Sawdy matzoh balls!
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026