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mattress actress 

A prostitute; in particular one who will vocally and physically simulate orgasmic pleasure for her clients.
Jade, the coutesan, is renowned for being a high class mattress actress for those who can afford her services.
mattress actress by fiery69 May 17, 2006
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Mattress Actress 

A girl who fakes sexual pleasure for financial gain. (Alternative to "gold digger")
Loom at that - he's 60 and loaded and she's 20! What a mattress actress!

mattress actress 

a girl who acts like she would be willing to sleep with you , for something gained but really has no intention of it.
as soon as i gave in and gave her 20 bucks she split, what a mattress actress
mattress actress by doinksplat November 20, 2013

Matress Actress 

Joslyn James is a matress actress, those could have been anyone's baby.
Matress Actress by Duncmeister February 16, 2010
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