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Mattress Actress 

A girl who fakes sexual pleasure for financial gain. (Alternative to "gold digger")
Loom at that - he's 60 and loaded and she's 20! What a mattress actress!

mattress actress 

a girl who acts like she would be willing to sleep with you , for something gained but really has no intention of it.
as soon as i gave in and gave her 20 bucks she split, what a mattress actress
mattress actress by doinksplat November 20, 2013

Matress Actress 

Joslyn James is a matress actress, those could have been anyone's baby.
Matress Actress by Duncmeister February 16, 2010

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026