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Mattisan 

Spunky. Sweet. Bipolar. Has a sweet tooth, but very athletic and health concious. Wealthy in life in general. Loves to laugh. She is the loud fart in a quiet room.
that mattisan stinks.
Mattisan by jequiliamaures December 3, 2010
Words you can keep

Mattison 

A Mattison is a gorgeous, tall, beautiful goddess, who makes the people around her wish that they could be her. She is the kindest and sweetest person you’ll ever meet in your entire life. Dating a Matti is like dating an angel who has fallen from the sky and their only purpose is to be the greatest and most perfect person you could think of. She is very caring and love music and catching up with old friends. She reminisces in life and has a thoughtful outlook on like. Matti is the type of person that you always want to be around and being the boyfriend of a Matti will send shivers down your spine from her beauty.
Mattison is such a cutie
Mattison by NateFoster64 September 22, 2019

Mattisyn 

Mattisyn is a very popular girl who is loyal, sweet, trustworthy,beautiful, and smart. She likes a couple of boys, but that is it. Mattisyn has hazel or blue eyes and dirty dish blonde hair. People usually come and talk to her about their problems, and she would never tell a soul.
I love talking to Mattisyn.
Mattisyn is so sweet!

Mattison 

Beast Chick, Who skates like a pro. And can run faster than a cheetah. And is Amazing. And is a ninja. The end
Thats Mattison. I wish I was her.
Mattison by KillerChickkk June 11, 2011

matisans 

one of the best guys you will ever bang. likes to scratch, pull hair, bite and do just about anything kinky you can think of. he is very lovable and will give you his heart and his large cock. he usually likes to be on the bottom and if not, he penetrates hard and deep. all the girls he bangs cry with pleasure.
Matisans did me last night and i dont think i will ever do anyone else ever again.

Matisans rocked my world and gave me his heart.

I want Matisans' cock in my pussy.
matisans by burgerking909 January 9, 2011

mattison kay 

Mattison is the nicest person you will ever meet shes funny and smart and super hot she dose not take shit from anybody
mattison kay a great person to be with .
mattison kay by naratoe nutzx April 29, 2022

mattison 

Amazing beast who beats the shit out of Dobbs(s) with nerf bullets and crushes everyone at football and lacrosse
Man i wish i was Mattison, i hate dobbs
mattison by beast, hoss February 3, 2009
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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