Mattisan

Name: Mattisan Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

Spunky. Sweet. Bipolar. Has a sweet tooth, but very athletic and health concious. Wealthy in life in general. Loves to laugh. She is the loud fart in a quiet room.

that mattisan stinks.

Mattisan by jequiliamaures December 3, 2010

Get the Mattisan mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

Mattison

A Mattison is a gorgeous, tall, beautiful goddess, who makes the people around her wish that they could be her. She is the kindest and sweetest person you’ll ever meet in your entire life. Dating a Matti is like dating an angel who has fallen from the sky and their only purpose is to be the greatest and most perfect person you could think of. She is very caring and love music and catching up with old friends. She reminisces in life and has a thoughtful outlook on like. Matti is the type of person that you always want to be around and being the boyfriend of a Matti will send shivers down your spine from her beauty.

Mattison is such a cutie

Mattison by NateFoster64 September 22, 2019

Get the Mattison mug.

Related Words

Mattisan • mattison • mattisyn • matisans • mattiana • Mattieann • mattisen • mattison kay • Mattison Lee Fenner • mattison rhoades

Mattisyn

Mattisyn is a very popular girl who is loyal, sweet, trustworthy,beautiful, and smart. She likes a couple of boys, but that is it. Mattisyn has hazel or blue eyes and dirty dish blonde hair. People usually come and talk to her about their problems, and she would never tell a soul.

I love talking to Mattisyn.
Mattisyn is so sweet!

Mattisyn by HI SISTERS (<3 James Charles) November 23, 2018

Get the Mattisyn mug.

Mattison

Beast Chick, Who skates like a pro. And can run faster than a cheetah. And is Amazing. And is a ninja. The end

Thats Mattison. I wish I was her.

Mattison by KillerChickkk June 11, 2011

Get the Mattison mug.

matisans

one of the best guys you will ever bang. likes to scratch, pull hair, bite and do just about anything kinky you can think of. he is very lovable and will give you his heart and his large cock. he usually likes to be on the bottom and if not, he penetrates hard and deep. all the girls he bangs cry with pleasure.

Matisans did me last night and i dont think i will ever do anyone else ever again.

Matisans rocked my world and gave me his heart.

I want Matisans' cock in my pussy.

matisans by burgerking909 January 9, 2011

Get the matisans mug.

mattison kay

Mattison is the nicest person you will ever meet shes funny and smart and super hot she dose not take shit from anybody

mattison kay a great person to be with .

mattison kay by naratoe nutzx April 29, 2022

Get the mattison kay mug.

mattison

Amazing beast who beats the shit out of Dobbs(s) with nerf bullets and crushes everyone at football and lacrosse

Man i wish i was Mattison, i hate dobbs

mattison by beast, hoss February 3, 2009

Get the mattison mug.

Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Get the Chewed mug.

Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

Get the Blue Movie mug.

fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

Word of the Day on October 17, 2026

Get the fache-couture mug.

Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

Get the Glippy mug.

fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

Get the fauxstalgia mug.

pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

Get the pajama casual mug.