MattZed

only the coolest flippin kid in school, everyone should aspire to live up to his greatness

yoo that MattZed kid is a fuggin pimp

by Ziggy February 3, 2005

Tit-Matized

The act of being hypnotized by seeing a nice set of tits. When someone is tit-matized he forgets about everything else that might be going on around him. This is a fairly common occurrence that happens daily with most men and lesbians.

Every time I see Dolly Partons nice big breasts I get Tit-matized, and can only imagine what all that sweater meat must taste like.

by pubey March 27, 2008

matted asshair

the hair stuck to the inside of one's ass cheeks by residual shit after making an effort to wipe subsequent only to a dump of epic proportions

Jesus Christ, that was a nice shit! I hope it doesn't leave any matted asshair - I don't want shitstains in my undies.

by Buttceth November 7, 2012

That's so mattledud

This would be used after mattledud says anything at all. Note: The "so" should be in italics.

That's so mattledud

by mattledud April 29, 2011

matted hit

when there’s still a tiny hit left, but it tastes disgusting.

usually reserved for the homie in the group who didn’t throw down.

“Hey man, is this still going?”

“Uhh, yeah. It’s probably a matted hit, though.”

by ac3xyz123 November 24, 2018

Tootsie-Matized

Tootsie-Matized. Another word for a penis. It's hypnotizing, your mind stays focused on how you will worship and please it, although you are not near it, it'll leave you dreaming about what you will do with it and appreciate it because you know he's worth it.

My baby got me tootsie matized, he got me feining. I'm Tootsie-Matized.

by Lisa1982 March 16, 2010

mattied

When a person abruptly hangs up on you during a phone conversation without saying "Bye" even though you aren't aware that the conversation is over.

Today I was on the phone with mom and she just hung up when she was finished talking. She didn't even say bye. I guess I got Mattied.

by thor bob December 21, 2013