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matrix deuce 

When you drop a deuce so big that it makes one question reality.
I dropped the biggest matrix deuce the other night. There's no way that thing came out of my anus.
matrix deuce by dejaflu June 3, 2010

The Matrix Dodge

A dodge where you dodge bullets in slow motion.

Matrix Drink 

When someone leans so far back while drinking that they resemble Neo dodging bullets in the classic Matrix scene
At the party last night Callum was Matrix drinking beer so hard his head almost touched the floor

matrix dodge 

When you subconsciously dodge something. Usually that something is coming at you very quickly, such as a projectile object.
My former doubles partner Kristen matrix dodged the tennis ball I accidentally hit at her.
matrix dodge by shaley720 July 13, 2007

The Matrix Drug 

MAtrix a.k.a coricidin pills.. cough medicine found on store shelves (except here we stole too much and they removed them) take too many and you trip balls. take 10 you trip for a couple hours or so. take 18 you trip for a day. take 32 you trip for around a week.
(suggestion) Do what I did. take 10, then three hours later take 18 more, then 6 hours later take 18 more, then 6 hours later take 20. You will trip for what seems forever.

matrix dis diq

it's when you lean to the left
and you lean to the right
then you MATRIX DIS DIQ!
i totally matrixed mah diq!! matrix dis diq!
matrix dis diq by Reebok McGee August 20, 2007