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Matrix'D 

When a guy screws you so hard that the cord comes out of the back of your head in the real world.
Neo just matrix'd Trinity in the subway again. Plug her back in, Dozer.
Matrix'D by johnsonbig January 7, 2023
Words you can keep

matrix deuce 

When you drop a deuce so big that it makes one question reality.
I dropped the biggest matrix deuce the other night. There's no way that thing came out of my anus.
matrix deuce by dejaflu June 3, 2010

The Matrix Dodge

A dodge where you dodge bullets in slow motion.
The Matrix Dodge by Anonymous May 21, 2003

Matrix Drink 

When someone leans so far back while drinking that they resemble Neo dodging bullets in the classic Matrix scene
At the party last night Callum was Matrix drinking beer so hard his head almost touched the floor

matrix dodge 

When you subconsciously dodge something. Usually that something is coming at you very quickly, such as a projectile object.
My former doubles partner Kristen matrix dodged the tennis ball I accidentally hit at her.
matrix dodge by shaley720 July 13, 2007

The Matrix Drug 

MAtrix a.k.a coricidin pills.. cough medicine found on store shelves (except here we stole too much and they removed them) take too many and you trip balls. take 10 you trip for a couple hours or so. take 18 you trip for a day. take 32 you trip for around a week.
(suggestion) Do what I did. take 10, then three hours later take 18 more, then 6 hours later take 18 more, then 6 hours later take 20. You will trip for what seems forever.
We danced all night tripping on The Matrix Drug.

matrix dis diq

it's when you lean to the left
and you lean to the right
then you MATRIX DIS DIQ!
i totally matrixed mah diq!! matrix dis diq!
matrix dis diq by Reebok McGee August 20, 2007
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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