by Jaehyuns Left Tit April 05, 2022

A fat person who steals shoes. Legend says that when he eats more, his boobs get bigger. The only way to avoid him is to add broccoli in front of your doorstep.
by Krayn March 10, 2016

Hakuna Matata a phrase used in the Lion King movies meaning “No Worries”. But in this sense, Hakuna Matitty means “No titties” or lack of seeing titties.
Ive been in a Hakuna Matitty spell lately, My girlfriend is out of town for a week and I just wanna see some titties!
by Mikelowery965 August 12, 2025

Name is Matisse, sounds like Matitties, Mah-titties. Someone called him Matias, Mat-ti-ass. “There’s no ass in my name”-Matisse. AND THATS HOW THE NAME WAS MADE, MATITTES WITH NO ASS
by Jen!:) June 10, 2022
