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A fat person who steals shoes. Legend says that when he eats more, his boobs get bigger. The only way to avoid him is to add broccoli in front of your doorstep.
1) Wow you're such a faggot! You're being a matitty now!
Matitty by Krayn March 10, 2016

Hakuna Matitty 

Hakuna Matata a phrase used in the Lion King movies meaning “No Worries”. But in this sense, Hakuna Matitty means “No titties” or lack of seeing titties.
Ive been in a Hakuna Matitty spell lately, My girlfriend is out of town for a week and I just wanna see some titties!
Hakuna Matitty by Mikelowery965 August 12, 2025

litty mctitty 

The mind state of something being extra lit and drunk. Having a ton of fun and extra turnt.
"Yo that chi chapter party is litty mctitty, everybody is there right now!"
litty mctitty by Kunt 9 April 3, 2017

Polina Mattityahu 

The name you use to stalk the really cute girl you met at a t&f meet who looks like one of ur friends fictional crushes
Hey my name is Polina Mattityahu, has anyone ever told you that you look like Nat from Yellowjackets..?

Shitty McTitty 

A creative explicative. Way more fun and unique than fuck, but gets the point across.
"Dude, you just missed the exit ramp!"
"SHITTY MCTITTY!"
Shitty McTitty by Tkrz August 21, 2007
-hey, have you seen maxitty's new tiktok yet?
-yeah maxitty is so cool and hot
maxitty by Mybestieishot July 20, 2021