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Matitty
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A
fat person
who steals shoes. Legend says that when he eats more, his boobs get bigger.
The only
way to avoid him is to add
broccoli
in front of your doorstep.
1)
Wow
you're
such a
faggot
! You're being a matitty now!
Matitty
by
Krayn
March 10, 2016
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