A fat person who steals shoes. Legend says that when he eats more, his boobs get bigger. The only way to avoid him is to add broccoli in front of your doorstep.
Hakuna Matata a phrase used in the Lion King movies meaning “No Worries”. But in this sense, Hakuna Matitty means “No titties” or lack of seeing titties.
Ive been in a Hakuna Matitty spell lately, My girlfriend is out of town for a week and I just wanna see some titties!