Matits

Matits - A mexican word for cumming upon someones tits.

Matits are hard right now.

Matits by Ball Cluster February 16, 2015

Mattison 

A Mattison is a gorgeous, tall, beautiful goddess, who makes the people around her wish that they could be her. She is the kindest and sweetest person you’ll ever meet in your entire life. Dating a Matti is like dating an angel who has fallen from the sky and their only purpose is to be the greatest and most perfect person you could think of. She is very caring and love music and catching up with old friends. She reminisces in life and has a thoughtful outlook on like. Matti is the type of person that you always want to be around and being the boyfriend of a Matti will send shivers down your spine from her beauty.

Mattison is such a cutie

Mattison by NateFoster64 September 22, 2019

Matias 

A very good friend who will always be there.

He will have a lot if troubles so you must be there to help him and let him vent to you.
He is also a very good partner to have. He will always be sweet to you and never fail to make you laugh.
Loves to tease you about your fears and insecurities, but he will never mean it in a mean way.
Contains 90% dirty jokes.

Person 1: Hey, that guy is very funny even though he kept teasing me about being short.

Person 2: Yep, that's a Matias.

Matias by Falconyze July 29, 2018

Mad Dog Mattis 

US Marine Corp General, the only man that Chuck Norris calls SIR.

Chuck Norris, never heard of her, don't make me go Mad Dog Mattison on your ass “I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all.”

Mad Dog Mattis by nothing is real June 6, 2016

Kevin Matisyn 

A wonderful singer that was the original vocalist for Evans Blue. A few years ago he was voted out of the band by that pricks that thought they knew better than him. He joined up with Tim Huskinson from Framing Hanley to form Parabelle. Parabelle released the two disc debut A summit Borderline and A Drop Oceanic. The band then suffered from extensive lineup changes. After they changed a few times, they got back together and released Reassembling the Icons. This cd was released Independent, yet still managed to release 8th on the charts, a feat very rarely achieved. Currently he is writing new music and touring with parabelle.

Kevin Matisyn once sang for Evans Blue, but those guys sck ever since they kicked him out.
Kevin Matisyn is now the singer of Parabelle and they are fucking awesome!
Kevin Matisyn has an amazing voice.

Kevin Matisyn by CoconutCoconutX January 2, 2011

Mattshamu

A man of all kinds.. The life of the party. A man that is a genuine friend and always there. A man that constantly gets stuck in the friend zone and is not afraid to talk about it. This guy loves getting ridiculous amounts of money and having a good time! You will know when you meet a mattshamu.. LEON!

We were all kind of bored just lounging around when all of a sudden Mattshamu stopped by and turned it into a maaadd party where we all got ridiculous amounts of money!

Mattshamu by justsomegreeble January 19, 2011

mattsie 

Professional correspondence that contains what appears to be a poorly written text message.

An example of a "mattsie" would be a formal letter that includes the following: "She is a he haha he gets it all the time....he will be on time."

I made a mattsie in my last report and the report review staff rejected it.

mattsie by Coyote Bank Commander December 9, 2014