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Mahit Cough 

A serve condition that results in a serve Cough. This nasty, ass cough can last weeks on end causing serve pain and just annoying everyone in a 3 mile radius or anyone in a discord call. Mahit Cough can also result in yellow lung shit just coming out of your mouth when you cough 3 or more times in a row.
You are fucking annoying because of your shitty-ass Mahit Cough.
Mahit Cough by Ed Bread April 10, 2019
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a wonderful, kind, and extremely pretty person and friend with a lovely attitude.
if you have a friend named madita you should be fucking grateful, cause it's probably the best thing that happened to you, my dear.
(never piss her off tho)
Hello Madita, you're looking beautiful today!
Oh, your name is Madita? Never heard of that.
madita by leanut February 25, 2019
Maite is a girl you meet online. You’ll want to stay with her forever, no matter what. She’ll forgive and laugh with you. Tough times may come, but we know Maite will be there for you. She’s precious and radiates amazing beauty. Her laugh brightened the room, and even if she’s quiet at first, know she’s a whole new person underneath.
Wow, Maite is looking beautiful today.
Maite by IRegretThis May 2, 2020
Beautiful. Smart. She is gifted with a lot of talents and has great potential at everything. Good taste in music. Good sense of humor. Down-to-earth and easy-going. Shy mystique. Lacks confidence. She is the bestest friend you'll ever have.
I want to see Maita dance.
Maita is a threat.
Maita by Maximus1101 August 11, 2019
She's gorgeous in her mind, soul and of course in physical appearance but that's just the start of the long list of her. Her hugs are soft and true. Whenever you say "I love you" to her make sure you say it so that she knows, not so that you can hear it back.
Maite: yes
Maite by Caboose the god February 9, 2019

maitreyi 

Maitreyi is a sanskrit word which basically means 'intelligent one'. Colloquially it also means friendly and cool nature. The name has importance in sanskrit literature and ancient India as it signifies a woman of profound knowledge. She is beautiful, calm, understanding and generous. Do not get to her bad side. She probably knows stuff before you tell them to her. Mysterious, creative, confident, attractive and a dreamy person. A person who is comfortable in his personal settings and doesn't let others intrude their space. You can always rely and confide in her. One of the best vibes and companies, her smile holds the key to better your day.
She's so intelligent, just like maitreyi !

Our bond, maitreyi is so strong!
maitreyi by Ur_maniac May 2, 2018
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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