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A collective name for a group of people who can't teach shit. Our recent studies have found that 46.3% of people taught by maths teachers are dumb shits.
Kid 1: aren't maths teachers such dumb shits. They can't teach for their lives!

Kid 2: i know right! I don't know anything 'cause this teacher is so shit. What is 2+2? How would I know!
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math teachers 

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seemingly lame and pathetic balding teachers who probably use that disguise to hide their real identity as a paeodphile and sex predator. they should be avoided at all times. especially when they grin
math teachers by trians December 28, 2008

Shabaans mAths teacher 

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A sick maths teacher tall and buff, very smart. some say he is smarter than shabaan Khan and alama spinx but nobody will know. his name has nigerian origins and means river of blessing. He is a blessing to our maths class, but not when he sets maths homework tut tut. one question well never know about sir is how many lebron jam he has on toast for breakfast.
shabaans mAths teacher is teaching us period 5 browny.
nah g he aint

yeah he is why you lying

i aint shush

Maths teacher 

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My maths teacher once said; “You just blew in my tube… You have to ask permission before you do that.”
Boy 1 “do you want to go blow on his tube

Boy 2 “hell yeah man.”
*The Maths teacher looming over them* “No, you need to ask permission to do that…”

How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams 

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Famous author Phil Vinnicombe has demanded that all humans read his novel.
Yo bro, install Wattpad right fucking now.

Why?

Stop being such a faggot and install it.

Okay chill out munchkin.

Okay when it's done open the search browser and look up "How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams"

Math Teacher Audit 

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A Math teacher who has been audited on their taxes.
Latest news Math Teacher Audit for fraud on taxes.

Math Teacher 

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A male or female teacher who makes your life a living hell, ruins your year, and smiles at you while doing it.
Student: Bruh my math teacher just ruined my life.
Teacher: Im giving extra homework to all talkers.
Student: Fuck.
Math Teacher by Bbg_Shae September 18, 2019
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