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Matex

A Scottish term of endearment which has replaced the more common term, 'Mate', in some parts of the country.
It was born out of an incorrectly spelled word using Predictive Text on a mobile phone.
Feel like a few pints tonight, Matex?

Can't make it, Matex. I'm tryin' to stay healthy.
by AndyCruix May 13, 2006
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Matex

A Scottish term of endearment which has replaced the more common term, 'Mate', in some parts of the country.
It was born out of an incorrectly spelled word using Predictive Text on a mobile phone.
Going to the pub tonight, Matex?

Matex?

Matex!

Matex, I gotta watch my bro later.
by AndyCruix July 30, 2008
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Room-mate-from-hell

1)Someone who:
Has a mortal fear of showers.
Cuts his filthy, puke-inducing toenails right in front of you.
Hawks up phlegm, and then chews it and swallows, around fifty times an day.
Farts around 50 times an hour, and laughs every fucking time, like a fucking moron.
Doesn't even own a fucking toothbrush.
Tells you when he's just masturbated, and describes it in intricate detail.

2)Proof that no god exists.
Paul:Man, I saw your room-mate yesterday. I swear to God I could smell him from 50 yards. How THE FUCK can you live with him?
John: I don't know, I just don't know. I can't go on like this, John! I just can't!
* Starts crying on Paul's shoulder*
Paul: * pats John on the back*
There, there. There there.
by johnny_no_name April 25, 2005
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Matea

Matea is a super smart girl who knows what she wants. She is sometimes insecure about her looks, but only when intiminated. She is super sweet and will make you laugh whether she tries to or not. she will get married to her guy bestfriend whether she knows it or not. She puts up wall around her to avoid being hurt but takes it down only when she feels close to you. In need of advice? Ask a Matea. Need someone to cheer you up? Go to a Matea. All the girls are secretly jealous over her because she is so darn pretty. Need someone to go skydiving with? Matea will be up for it. All the girls are secretly jealous over her because she is so darn pretty. Just don't get on her bad side, she isn't afraid to cuss you out and speak her mind. her stubbornness can sometimes get the best of her but she really is the sweetest. If you are ever lucky enough to find your way into a Matea' s heart I promise you, you will stay there forever. NEVER. EVER let her go. You will never know how much she really means to you until you lose her.
Guy: Oml she is gorgeous
Friend: Has to be a Matea. No cap
Girl: She isn't that good looking
by Jillpillberry099 May 19, 2020
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mate suck

Sucking or French kissing a mates cock. Often done after drinking 2 ciders followed by 15 pints and half a bottle of red wine.
Hey Lads come over here and give me a quick mate suck !
by Wolfpacknz March 14, 2019
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cheers mate

Person 1 *Gives present*
Person 2: Cheers mate!
by Omfgthatsstupid September 18, 2016
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Oi mate

Oi mate is usually used to refer to a friend, comrade, or anyone basically. Its mostly used in England and Australia.
Oi mate, could you pass me some tea?
by BRITAIN_STRONG November 6, 2020
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