Materazzism 

A religion, where people worship the great Marco Materazzi, one of the greatest soccer players of all time.

"What Religion are you part of"?
Im part of Materazzism.

Materazzism by dirtyvacancyhunter February 25, 2007

Materazzi 

Marco Materazzi is a player who plays tough defense and is good with his head. Made famous in the 2006 Fifa World Cup, by not only scoring goals and playing hard D, but getting the french Superstar Zidane red carded over some simple (and not uncommon) trash talk.

*some shirt tugging by Materazzi*
Zidane: If you want my shirt I'll give it to you after the game
Materazzi: I don't want you shirt I want your sister
Zidane: O NO YOU DIDNT !!!! **headbutt**

French: Materazzi's plan all along was to get Zidane kicked out because they knew that's the only way they could win

Sensible Person: Zidane resorted to violence after trash-talk from Materazzi, Zidane should be ashamed for embarrassing his country.

Materazzi by ohyouknowme June 18, 2008

Marco Materazzi 

One of Italy's greatest heroes. Together with fabio Grossso, Materazzi led the Italian national Football team to a wonderful victory in the 2006 World cup. He did at least 90% of the entire team's job by scoring the equalizer during the final match against France, as a retaliation to France's terrorist attack carried out by a north african criminal known as "Zizou", who was later captured and given a lifetime ban from football fields (which Frenchs still believe was a volountary retirement) after headbutting His Imperial Highness Marco Materazzi.

Tornando a casa, troverete i bambini. Date una carezza ai vostri bambini e dite: “Questa è la carezza di Marco Materazzi”

Marco Materazzi by Musical_box October 7, 2006

materazzi 

A hero to fans of the Italian National Soccer team. He is a master at trash talking thus resulting in his opponent breaking down and self-destructing. (Example: Zinedine Zidane)

Materazzi has no limits in his trash talking arsenal; he will run his mouth until the opposition explodes. A hero and key player in Italy's World Cup victory, it is wrong that he was suspended after the match due to simply angering his opponent (Zidane) through insults.

materazzi by D-Block_NJ July 21, 2006

Do a Materazzi 

To trash talk, shame, troll, or verbally harass someone or someone's person, making them decide to use a violent conduct (like punching and headbutting) on the speaker, result in the violent user to lose their future jobs or their job doesn't end well.
Example : Materazzi to Zidane, Chris Rock to Will Smith

Don't try to do a Materazzi if you don't have a long-arse plan.

Do a Materazzi by Shiine-1 April 9, 2022

Materazzi 

Pussy Italian football player

In classic Italian style, Materazzi quickly fell over and winced in pain after Zidane headbutted him in the chest.

Materazzi by Big Eric July 12, 2006

Materazzi 

To win, not by skill, but by insulting and trashtalking an opponent

Yeah, he tried to Materazzi me, but I dribbled around him and left him in the dust.

Materazzi by Martha Turner September 10, 2008