Materazzism
A religion, where people worship the great Marco Materazzi, one of the greatest soccer players of all time.
Materazzism by dirtyvacancyhunter February 25, 2007
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Materazzi
Marco Materazzi is a player who plays tough defense and is good with his head. Made famous in the 2006 Fifa World Cup, by not only scoring goals and playing hard D, but getting the french Superstar Zidane red carded over some simple (and not uncommon) trash talk.
*some shirt tugging by Materazzi*
Zidane: If you want my shirt I'll give it to you after the game
Materazzi: I don't want you shirt I want your sister
Zidane: O NO YOU DIDNT !!!! **headbutt**
French: Materazzi's plan all along was to get Zidane kicked out because they knew that's the only way they could win
Sensible Person: Zidane resorted to violence after trash-talk from Materazzi, Zidane should be ashamed for embarrassing his country.
Zidane: If you want my shirt I'll give it to you after the game
Materazzi: I don't want you shirt I want your sister
Zidane: O NO YOU DIDNT !!!! **headbutt**
French: Materazzi's plan all along was to get Zidane kicked out because they knew that's the only way they could win
Sensible Person: Zidane resorted to violence after trash-talk from Materazzi, Zidane should be ashamed for embarrassing his country.
Materazzi by ohyouknowme June 18, 2008
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Marco Materazzi
One of Italy's greatest heroes. Together with fabio Grossso, Materazzi led the Italian national Football team to a wonderful victory in the 2006 World cup. He did at least 90% of the entire team's job by scoring the equalizer during the final match against France, as a retaliation to France's terrorist attack carried out by a north african criminal known as "Zizou", who was later captured and given a lifetime ban from football fields (which Frenchs still believe was a volountary retirement) after headbutting His Imperial Highness Marco Materazzi.
Tornando a casa, troverete i bambini. Date una carezza ai vostri bambini e dite: “Questa è la carezza di Marco Materazzi”
Marco Materazzi by Musical_box October 7, 2006
materazzi
A hero to fans of the Italian National Soccer team. He is a master at trash talking thus resulting in his opponent breaking down and self-destructing. (Example: Zinedine Zidane)
Materazzi has no limits in his trash talking arsenal; he will run his mouth until the opposition explodes. A hero and key player in Italy's World Cup victory, it is wrong that he was suspended after the match due to simply angering his opponent (Zidane) through insults.
materazzi by D-Block_NJ July 21, 2006
Do a Materazzi
To trash talk, shame, troll, or verbally harass someone or someone's person, making them decide to use a violent conduct (like punching and headbutting) on the speaker, result in the violent user to lose their future jobs or their job doesn't end well.
Example : Materazzi to Zidane, Chris Rock to Will Smith
Example : Materazzi to Zidane, Chris Rock to Will Smith
Do a Materazzi by Shiine-1 April 9, 2022
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Materazzi by Martha Turner September 10, 2008
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