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The act of being literally bad at every FPS but is somewhat godly at melee ranges.
Man this guys such a Matake, just shoot him from fistance
Matake by BakaSwizzy November 9, 2021
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When illiterate and/or dumb people makes a spelling mistake.

A mistake for idiots who can't spell "mistake".

The "A" and "I" keys on keyboards are so far apart that NO ONE should ever make a mistake like this.
An Urban Dictionary definition on "humans" by FlameAssassin on Feb 22, 2005: "God's biggest mastake of all."

A university professor posts on course website: Mastake in solutions to Assignment 4 corrected (Problem 37 of Chapter 4))
Mastake by VomitingStatistician December 11, 2012
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Matake mataeo matakai Matanel madaket malakei mantake matako Matalena Matates
Mathanel is the most amazing person I know, he is insanely funny and one of the most knowledgeable people. He makes you trust him and believe and know that there is someone to trust, he is a person who loves and if he opens up and connects with you he becomes vulnerable quickly. He is a person who is much more hurt but still raises his head and decides and continues to believe that in the end everything will be fine, the most respectful person in the world , He will never lie to you and will always tell you the truth. A moral person, who works hard and is loyal to the people and himself and he always follows his values and that’s what makes him special and himself.

You can actually fall in love really quickly with him.
Matanel
Matanel by E,S,D November 21, 2021
a huge group of wankers all together
re ti malakes eiste eseis?
malakes by tedgus October 9, 2008
1. Slang form of 'mistake' in internet written language.

2. Virtual community of people that accept their imperfection with pride.
1. I luv u wth yur mstakes.

2. Like this if you don't.
mstake by e-boxx July 4, 2011

Matagess 

The act of making love to an owl
He got drunk on his families camping trip and matagess until the cops were called.
Matagess by Jeff Betcoats May 4, 2010
A hobo from the hood junkie little boy who takes narcotics
Lets get high with matke
matke by George horhe January 10, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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