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Matalena 

A sweet and kind girl, who is funny but shy. She is a bit unsure of herself, but she still remembers to have fun
Matalena you are so kind
Haha very funny Matalena
Matalena by sdfsjfgsjdfg April 21, 2021
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Matalena 

Origin: Polynesian variant of names like Magdalene or Madeleine; original Polynesian name meaning ‘beautiful’ or ‘bold.’

Matalena is the feisty mom, who will stand up for anyone who is being bullied. She is the kind woman who gives to every hurting person she sees. If you’ve ever been picked up in the rain and delivered home safely by a stranger, or been given a woman’s last $20, the person helping you was probably named after or raised by a Matalena. Her only weakness is her pride — she has a tendency to think her way is the only way. But she is a prayerful person, who learns humility through God. She is a follower of Jesus and a great dancer, even if her kids make fun of her as she dances! Matalena is intelligent and can be anything in the world, but her greatest joy will come from being a mother, aunty, and grandmother. She is a protector and a loving sister. She loves all of God’s creatures, but especially dolphins and pit bulls named Jacques. If you know a Matalena, you know that you can conquer any obstacle, because her strength and fearlessness tells you so.
Did you see Matalena do the Macarena?

Yeah! She is the best dancer ever!

A bad guy broke in to the dance and started harassing people!

Yeah! Matalena punched his lights out then woke him up and fed him and turned him into a great person!
Matalena by someoneyouhelped December 26, 2022
Madalena is one of the best people you will ever meet. She is sweet, kind, and very athletic. She has been through some heartbreak, however, she always gets back up (but it may take a bit of sulking). If you have a Madalena, never let go of her! You can talk to her about anything, and she will listen. Although she can be a bit annoying, she will always be there.
I'm so thankful that i have a Madalena in my life!!!
Madalena by r4t_h3ad March 20, 2019
Madalena's are the best people to have around, not only are they hot on the outside (thick AS FUCK) but they are really kind and genuine people. They care about the people they love but sometimes may find it hard to express their emotions to people.
They are also great girlfriends, they like being clingy but if you tell them not to be or start to show that then they will follow that and respect your wishes.(they will also get you the best birthday/Christmas presents EVER)
If you ever betray a Madalena then they will try to forgive but never forget, but as soon as you become their enemy...you´re dead meat.
If you are besties with a Madalena she will always have your back and never ditch you for someone else, she will always support you and like having you around in their life. Madalena´s like to be treated like they treat you so they also like to have a best friend that is always there for them and one that she can trust with EVERYTHING.
"look there's Madalena"
"I LOVE Madalena, she's so kind hearted and super pretty!!!"
Madalena by your grams November 18, 2020
She's this perfect girl, who loves Arctic Monkeys and deserves a good-looking, smart boy.
"Hey, I just met this awesome girl..."
"I bet she was a Madalena"
Madalena by inspiredgirl January 3, 2012
An adventurous, tomboyish girl. They love trying new things and makes a perfect girlfriend who doesn't mind hanging out with "the boys".

Madalenas love things like zip lining and roller coasters - anything to get that thrill.
They are incredibly pretty, and deserve the best.
"Hey, look at that epic girl on the roller coaster!

Oh yeah, that's a Madalena.
Madalena by LilyandJoey December 20, 2012
sexy exotic people.
they are usually a huge mix of nationalities which makes them beautiful.
is a player, but once they find the right one, they are loyal.
wow....look at Madalena! she's hot!
Madalena by UrbanFunk January 1, 2012
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