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Mata Hari 

Mata Hari was a beautiful spy that was playing both sides of the field (Double Agent).

Born 1876 Mata was a Dutch exotic dancer and a famous courtesan who was executed in 1917 by firing squad by the French for espionage during World War I i.e. Mata was a (French & German Spy)

It is said upon her execution that she flung off her coat to expose a naked body to the firing squad.

Even at the age of 41; Mata, although not as young and beautiful as she once was, still had many high ranking military officers, politicians, royalty and other people of influence begging for her love and lust.

Mata used eroticism and read many books like the Indian Kama Sutra to help her accomplish a prima donna sex status. Other's include the biography of Cleopatra, Jezebel and other famous sensual females who commanded high sexual prowess.

Mata Hari means - Mother of God in Sanskrit and Eye of Dawn in Indonesian.

Mata was mostly famous for taking her clothes off as an Oriental dancer. At the time Mata was survived by her only daughter (son murdered by poison by disgruntled housekeeper in Java, Indonesia).

In the movie Casino Royale Mata Hari and James Bond (007) have a child called Mata Bond.
Mata Hari was a bit like Delilah (AKA Samson and Delilah). $$$ was her downfall and destruction.

Mata Hari had a bad habit of losing her clothes while she danced ;)

During the year 2000 a new trial was lodged with the French courts to clear Mata Hari's name. The legal fight continues to this day for important classified documents from both France, U.K and Germany to be shown to the public.
Mata Hari by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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Sweaty Mata Hari

Often deployed in low-stakes situations (office happy hours, mid-tier hotel bars and bowling alleys), the Sweaty Mata Hari believes they are seducing for strategic advantage, when in reality they’re just leaving a sloppy trail of damp napkins, slurred comments and secondhand embarrassment.
“Carter thought he was being mysterious at the conference mixer, but by his third mojito he’d gone full sweaty Mata Hari, smh.
Sweaty Mata Hari by Bjwes10 May 1, 2026

Mataharian 

I Derogetory term / Insult used to refer to lesser humans
Human of average intelligence : Hey look at that disgusting Mataharian
Mataharian by Pyfish October 11, 2022

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026