All the slang words for masturbation: bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.
by The clit commander April 10, 2003
To have sex with yourself when you are horny.
For males, stroking your erect penis with your hand. If not with your hand, then rubbing your penis on something else like a pillow can be done for a lesser effect. A climax will result in a wave of pleasure and ejaculation of semen, also referred to as cum
For females, the act of rubbing your pussy - often your clitoris at the top - with your fingers. This can include pushing one or more of your fingers into your vagina. If not with your hand, then most phallic shaped objects can be used to penetrate. Vibrating objects can also achieve an equal effect. A climax will result in a very large wave of pleasure.
Masturbation is done by just about everyone and it has been for millennia. You shouldn’t feel guilty by masturbating; it’s a completely natural process that relieves stress. In fact, it’s likely you searched this for the sole purpose to masturbate, so here’s a story:
Dinner had gone by, and Gabriel was just lying in bed, still tired from school. He decided to let his mind wander: The beauty of space, Izabelle the cute female of his friend group, what wonderful literature he could write, the endearing looks of Izabelle, how she wore a really short skirt once that revealed almost everything.
Gabriel was infatuated by that girl. He removed his pants as he imagined lewd thoughts, like putting a baby in Izabelle on her own bed, whatever it may look like. He couldn’t confess his feelings now, all he could do is masturbate.
For males, stroking your erect penis with your hand. If not with your hand, then rubbing your penis on something else like a pillow can be done for a lesser effect. A climax will result in a wave of pleasure and ejaculation of semen, also referred to as cum
For females, the act of rubbing your pussy - often your clitoris at the top - with your fingers. This can include pushing one or more of your fingers into your vagina. If not with your hand, then most phallic shaped objects can be used to penetrate. Vibrating objects can also achieve an equal effect. A climax will result in a very large wave of pleasure.
Masturbation is done by just about everyone and it has been for millennia. You shouldn’t feel guilty by masturbating; it’s a completely natural process that relieves stress. In fact, it’s likely you searched this for the sole purpose to masturbate, so here’s a story:
Dinner had gone by, and Gabriel was just lying in bed, still tired from school. He decided to let his mind wander: The beauty of space, Izabelle the cute female of his friend group, what wonderful literature he could write, the endearing looks of Izabelle, how she wore a really short skirt once that revealed almost everything.
Gabriel was infatuated by that girl. He removed his pants as he imagined lewd thoughts, like putting a baby in Izabelle on her own bed, whatever it may look like. He couldn’t confess his feelings now, all he could do is masturbate.
Gabriel opened the drawer in his night stand which contained lube and tissues, all kept hidden from his parents. He pulled down his boxers letting his modest cock out. He opened the bottle and applied lube to his anxious cock and began stroking. Each rub had a resounding *shlick* so he tossed a blanket over him to muffle the lewd sounds.
Gabriel focused on the lovely stimulation as he imagined more perverted fantasies of Izabelle. He couldn’t help but moan with each breath as his penis was feeling more appreciated. It was like Gabriel was in a dream masturbating in bed thinking of his love, but everything was real. Gabriel felt so good yet he yearned for more. He got up on his knees and began thrusting his hips into his curled hand, still imagining Izabelle’s virgin holes. The stimulations on his thrusting penis was rising and he could feel that warmth flow through his body.
Gabriel knew what would happen next.
He thrusted while stroking his cock as fast he could, and moaned in pure ecstasy. He could feel that absolute pleasure spreading up the shaft to the tip. Gabriel let out an orgasmic groan as a stream of cum shot onto the bedsheets from his happy penis. He continued to slowly stroke as more spurts of cum were let out.
Once the pleasure ceased, Gabriel hung sighed in perfect relief. There were streaks of semen on his blankets, but he let it be, instead deciding to go right to sleep in the dirty nude.
I hope this made u want to masturbate, and ur welcum if u were!
Gabriel focused on the lovely stimulation as he imagined more perverted fantasies of Izabelle. He couldn’t help but moan with each breath as his penis was feeling more appreciated. It was like Gabriel was in a dream masturbating in bed thinking of his love, but everything was real. Gabriel felt so good yet he yearned for more. He got up on his knees and began thrusting his hips into his curled hand, still imagining Izabelle’s virgin holes. The stimulations on his thrusting penis was rising and he could feel that warmth flow through his body.
Gabriel knew what would happen next.
He thrusted while stroking his cock as fast he could, and moaned in pure ecstasy. He could feel that absolute pleasure spreading up the shaft to the tip. Gabriel let out an orgasmic groan as a stream of cum shot onto the bedsheets from his happy penis. He continued to slowly stroke as more spurts of cum were let out.
Once the pleasure ceased, Gabriel hung sighed in perfect relief. There were streaks of semen on his blankets, but he let it be, instead deciding to go right to sleep in the dirty nude.
I hope this made u want to masturbate, and ur welcum if u were!
by The_Jamijach June 21, 2020
Bob was horny, and being the Urban Dictionary-holic that he is, he looked up masturbate and every other word with the slightest sexual connotation on Urban Dictionary. He died of starvation.
by wittyname January 17, 2010
When a man or woman touches themselves on their 'parts' to create an amazing sensation similar to sex.
Masturbate to this ig.
One Saturday afternoon I was bored and very horny so I started preparing to masturbate. I pulled up lesbian sex on the hub on my laptop and started undressing in my bedroom. After a few minutes I took off my undergarments and threw them to the side of the room. I began masturbating, I played and mauled with my pussy until I was nearly dripping wet. I grabbed a bin of sex toys from under my bed, I start with a vibrator, rubbing it against my clitoris. I then went back to fingering myself, sticking one, then two fingers up my pussy, hitting my g-spot and moaning loudly.
I almost hit my orgasm when I hear a knock on my door and moan, "Come in!" I see my best friend standing in the doorway, an eager look in her eyes. "Get your ass in here and get something inside of me!" I yell. She rips off her shirt and small shorts revealing her bra-less and in sexy lingerie bottoms. She goes down to my crotch that is getting wetter by the second. Using her tongue, she licks my clit and rubs around it, then she starts pumping her fingers in and out of me.
"Now it's my turn." She smirks. I grab a dildo from the bin pumping it in her dripping pink pussy. She's moaning and screaming and grabbing my tits. We go at it for hours, we cum, we moan, we use sex toys, and we enjoy every second of it.
Masturbate to this ig.
One Saturday afternoon I was bored and very horny so I started preparing to masturbate. I pulled up lesbian sex on the hub on my laptop and started undressing in my bedroom. After a few minutes I took off my undergarments and threw them to the side of the room. I began masturbating, I played and mauled with my pussy until I was nearly dripping wet. I grabbed a bin of sex toys from under my bed, I start with a vibrator, rubbing it against my clitoris. I then went back to fingering myself, sticking one, then two fingers up my pussy, hitting my g-spot and moaning loudly.
I almost hit my orgasm when I hear a knock on my door and moan, "Come in!" I see my best friend standing in the doorway, an eager look in her eyes. "Get your ass in here and get something inside of me!" I yell. She rips off her shirt and small shorts revealing her bra-less and in sexy lingerie bottoms. She goes down to my crotch that is getting wetter by the second. Using her tongue, she licks my clit and rubs around it, then she starts pumping her fingers in and out of me.
"Now it's my turn." She smirks. I grab a dildo from the bin pumping it in her dripping pink pussy. She's moaning and screaming and grabbing my tits. We go at it for hours, we cum, we moan, we use sex toys, and we enjoy every second of it.
by Horney_b!tch May 29, 2021
Being disturbed by that which you masturbate to.
by Errol Brumby July 20, 2019
Becky sold me some Avon shaving cream that worked as a great masturbant.
Sue was watching Tom masturbate and offered some shaving cream to be used as a masturbant.
Sue was watching Tom masturbate and offered some shaving cream to be used as a masturbant.
by Tommy Bear May 5, 2004
by Elvo June 19, 2007