Masturbed

Being disturbed by that which you masturbate to.

Man, I was so masturbed after watching that interracial cuckold gangbang bukkake.

by Errol Brumby July 19, 2019

masturbed

To be thoroughly disturbed during masturbation.

If my door is shut, do not bother me. I do not want to be masturbed.

by SOLARMOON October 9, 2013

Masturbed

The act of being horrified of masturbation.

Jim was so masturbed he cut himself!

by funkyroadshow December 9, 2010

masturbed

the feeling of being disturbed while walking in on someone masturbating

just walked in on trevor beating his meat, i’m masturbed.

by anonymous July 19, 2022

masturbeto

The lonely physical act of engaging in near-sexual fantasies of large-scale gun confiscation. Usually done to completion in an act of shameless pandering to one’s mindless millennial followers

There he goes again, starting to Masturbeto at the campaign rally

by General con douchenbag October 12, 2022

Masturbetes

a common yet often undiagnosed disease normally developed in but not limited to the late teens, namely freshman year of college. Although it can be seen in the rare female case, Masturbetes affects mainly males. This disease causes the testicles to produce large amounts of semen and testosterone, thus causing a drastic peak in the sexual desire and arousal of the afflicted male, who is scientifically referred to as a Masturbetic. The most common treatment is excessive masturbation, usually accompanied by the viewing of pornographic materials. Another symptom is increased aggressive behavior towards the female sex mostly in an attempt to receive a sort of assisted treatment from said female. Rejection can lead to the Maturbetic engaging in further self-treatment. Ejaculation reduces elevated sexual desire and semen in Masturbetics, similar to how insulin shots decrease abnormally high blood sugar in diabetics. Severe cases call for around 3-5 rounds of intense treatment to curb desire and reduce the amount of semen to normal levels. Lubrication is advised in such cases to avoid irritation of the penile region.

"Dude...I just went to the doctor, and I got diagnosed with masturbetes..."

"That's why you jerk off so much! that sucks man"

"Not really, I got a doctor's note, and now that I'm a Masturbetic, I can slap my johnson in class"

by FroknKoko December 3, 2011

masturbearding

To stroke one's beard with great intensity, almost as if the act is sexually gratifying.

I couldn't concentrate on the professor's lecture because he was masturbearding the whole time.

by internetsensation May 27, 2009