alcohol

Vitamin for your liver

Melissa drank alcohol, which improved the health of her liver and her life

by wittyname January 24, 2010

life

the activity you are participating in currently

Insert Name is reading UrbanDictionary because it is the most intriguing activity that Insert Name could think of doing at the moment in his life.

(Sailor Jerry says hi)

by wittyname January 19, 2010

alcohol

My only friend.

alcohol- alcohol. when im fucked up i need some ass. booty ass. fuck the surgeon general's warning, i ain't got shit to do in the morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SAILOR JERRY'S ALL THE WAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by wittyname January 18, 2010

joke

women's rights

person 1: Wanna hear a joke?
person 2: Women's rights

by wittyname January 16, 2010

Alcohol

Confidence in a bottle.

Bryan drank a bottle of Sailor Jerry's (Rum which contains alcohol in case you are a dumb motherfucker) and was motherfucking confident and comfortable with his own personality (the opposite of his usual self).

by wittyname January 19, 2010

Masturbate

The act that you will perform after reading this page of definitions.

Bob was horny, and being the Urban Dictionary-holic that he is, he looked up masturbate and every other word with the slightest sexual connotation on Urban Dictionary. He died of starvation.

by wittyname January 16, 2010

failing at life

what your facebook status would say if it was representative of what you are currently doing

Sally is failing at life.

315 Likes.

(Sally has 315 friends on facebook)

by wittyname January 16, 2010