wittyname's definitions
stoner 1: hey man do you wanna smoke these dank ass buds with me?
stoner 2: man, i wish i could, but im clean. my parents drug test me.
stoner 2: man, i wish i could, but im clean. my parents drug test me.
by wittyname January 16, 2010
Get the cleanmug. as a small child: the firefighter that came to your school and showed you the fire truck
as a middle schooler: the shitty celebrity or artist that your classmates talk about on a daily basis
as a high schooler: your older sibling who gets plastered daily in college and refuses to acknowledge social norms
as a middle schooler: the shitty celebrity or artist that your classmates talk about on a daily basis
as a high schooler: your older sibling who gets plastered daily in college and refuses to acknowledge social norms
Teacher: Okay, class, who is your role model? *big fake smile*
MiddleSchoolKid 1: Your Mom.
MiddleSchoolKid 2: Your Mom jokes aren't funny anymore. that was so 2007. *flicks back hair in bitchiest possible way*
MiddleSchoolKid 1: *wipes tear off cheak* okay, my role model is Lindsey Lohan
MiddleSchoolKid 2: coke whore
MiddleSchoolKid 1: Your Mom.
MiddleSchoolKid 2: Your Mom jokes aren't funny anymore. that was so 2007. *flicks back hair in bitchiest possible way*
MiddleSchoolKid 1: *wipes tear off cheak* okay, my role model is Lindsey Lohan
MiddleSchoolKid 2: coke whore
by wittyname January 16, 2010
Get the role modelmug. your state of mind when you hear the door bell ring and you suspect the police are outside but it's a girl scout trying to sell some fucking girl scout cookies
*Door Bell Ring*
Paranoid Person: Oh shit. I can hear the cops outside. *flushes eighth of weed down the toilet* *opens door*
Girl Scout: You wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies?
Paranoid Person: FML
Paranoid Person: Oh shit. I can hear the cops outside. *flushes eighth of weed down the toilet* *opens door*
Girl Scout: You wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies?
Paranoid Person: FML
by wittyname January 16, 2010
Get the paranoidmug. Bryan drank a bottle of Sailor Jerry's (Rum which contains alcohol in case you are a dumb motherfucker) and was motherfucking confident and comfortable with his own personality (the opposite of his usual self).
by wittyname January 19, 2010
Get the Alcoholmug. The state you're in when you won't give two shits about what you say. You will be fucking uninhibited and won't give a shit what anyone thinks. You will be happy and motherfucking confident. You will be sippin dranks and feeling like a baller. Euphoria on a scale of 1 to 10: a motherfuckign 10................
So give it up to alcohol, bitches. this shit is legit, and deserves fucking respect, (that bottle of sailor jerrys was fucking good by the way)
Nigger. if you dont like alcohol, you can just kill yourself cause your iq is in the negatives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So give it up to alcohol, bitches. this shit is legit, and deserves fucking respect, (that bottle of sailor jerrys was fucking good by the way)
Nigger. if you dont like alcohol, you can just kill yourself cause your iq is in the negatives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Some kid was drunk and decided to publish his definition to UrbanDictionary just for the fuck of it.
So go ahead, give me the thumbs up or thumbs down. I could care less
So go ahead, give me the thumbs up or thumbs down. I could care less
by wittyname January 16, 2010
Get the drunkmug. Bob was horny, and being the Urban Dictionary-holic that he is, he looked up masturbate and every other word with the slightest sexual connotation on Urban Dictionary. He died of starvation.
by wittyname January 16, 2010
Get the Masturbatemug. by wittyname January 16, 2010
Get the failing at lifemug.