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by wittyname January 24, 2010
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by wittyname January 19, 2010
Get the life mug.Bryan drank a bottle of Sailor Jerry's (Rum which contains alcohol in case you are a dumb motherfucker) and was motherfucking confident and comfortable with his own personality (the opposite of his usual self).
by wittyname January 19, 2010
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alcohol- alcohol. when im fucked up i need some ass. booty ass. fuck the surgeon general's warning, i ain't got shit to do in the morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SAILOR JERRY'S ALL THE WAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SAILOR JERRY'S ALL THE WAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by wittyname January 18, 2010
Get the alcohol mug.when you are stuck in a negative state of mind. you lose all motivation for school and having a social life is extremely difficult because when you are depressed you are boring to be around and your negative vibes are not wanted (at least thats how it feels to a depressed person). you feel like if your life was a youtube video, the majority of the comments on it would say "Fail"
you have to force smiles to prevent people from commenting about how fucking miserable and sad you look, and at the lunch table someone usually will comment: "Wow has anyone ever seen _________(fill in name of depressed person) laugh?"
you cant just decide to be happy and look on the positive side of things, you are stuck in this state of mind as long as you are in the same situation but it is very possible to get out of it in life changing events (like going to college, leaving a shitty small private school)
you have to force smiles to prevent people from commenting about how fucking miserable and sad you look, and at the lunch table someone usually will comment: "Wow has anyone ever seen _________(fill in name of depressed person) laugh?"
you cant just decide to be happy and look on the positive side of things, you are stuck in this state of mind as long as you are in the same situation but it is very possible to get out of it in life changing events (like going to college, leaving a shitty small private school)
kid 1: hey look at that kid in the back of the room, he never smiles, i wonder what he's thinking about
kid 2:i think he's emo or something. hes so conceited i think he hates everyone
kid in the back: im not emo im depressed and i am the opposite of conceited
kid 2:i think he's emo or something. hes so conceited i think he hates everyone
kid in the back: im not emo im depressed and i am the opposite of conceited
by wittyname January 16, 2010
Get the depressed mug.stoner 1: hey man do you wanna smoke these dank ass buds with me?
stoner 2: man, i wish i could, but im clean. my parents drug test me.
stoner 2: man, i wish i could, but im clean. my parents drug test me.
by wittyname January 16, 2010
Get the clean mug.as a small child: the firefighter that came to your school and showed you the fire truck
as a middle schooler: the shitty celebrity or artist that your classmates talk about on a daily basis
as a high schooler: your older sibling who gets plastered daily in college and refuses to acknowledge social norms
as a middle schooler: the shitty celebrity or artist that your classmates talk about on a daily basis
as a high schooler: your older sibling who gets plastered daily in college and refuses to acknowledge social norms
Teacher: Okay, class, who is your role model? *big fake smile*
MiddleSchoolKid 1: Your Mom.
MiddleSchoolKid 2: Your Mom jokes aren't funny anymore. that was so 2007. *flicks back hair in bitchiest possible way*
MiddleSchoolKid 1: *wipes tear off cheak* okay, my role model is Lindsey Lohan
MiddleSchoolKid 2: coke whore
MiddleSchoolKid 1: Your Mom.
MiddleSchoolKid 2: Your Mom jokes aren't funny anymore. that was so 2007. *flicks back hair in bitchiest possible way*
MiddleSchoolKid 1: *wipes tear off cheak* okay, my role model is Lindsey Lohan
MiddleSchoolKid 2: coke whore
by wittyname January 16, 2010
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