Masturbatabase

A database of masturbators. Suggested by David Pyne (National Director, Utah Public Assembly), masturbators could "opt-in" to view prohibited, hard-core, internet pornography; thus registering in a masturbatabase.

We all know he jacks off in front of his computer... he's in the federal masturbatabase.

by GotYaNumba August 13, 2018

masturbatable

When it is debatable whether or not you could masturbate over the subject or not.

Dame Edna in a swimsuit: masturbatable.

dude 1: damn that chicks hot!

dude 2: thats my mum

dude 1: thats masturbatable

by Sam Etabrut November 27, 2012

masturbatable

When a person is attractive enough for another person to be able to masturbate to them.

"That girl/guy is maturbatable because they are so attractive."

by onethinwallaway September 25, 2004

masturbatable

Worth considering while masturbating.

Street: Man who sit on toilet, high on pot.
Wil: Thats masturbatable.

by kgnrp March 13, 2011

Masturbatable

To be able to masturbate to

She’s well masturbatable

by Annros September 22, 2018

Masturbatables

Any item(s) utilized in a person’s masturbation repertoire. Items could include but are not limited to; pornographic materials, lubricants, dildos, phalluses, inflatable partners, pocket pussies, and lingerie catalogs.

I’m heading to the porn shop to pick up some masturbatables.

Hey mister what kind of masturbatables you got? It’s been a while since I rubbed one out.

by Uncle Dewy G January 23, 2011

Masturbatable

When someone is debatable to masturbate to.

Look at that girl over there, ya she is masturbatable

by Heteroflexible009 February 10, 2012