A database of masturbators. Suggested by David Pyne (National Director, Utah Public Assembly), masturbators could "opt-in" to view prohibited, hard-core, internet pornography; thus registering in a masturbatabase.
We all know he jacks off in front of his computer... he's in the federal masturbatabase.
by GotYaNumba August 13, 2018
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