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A measure of one's appetite and capacity for masturbation.
I got a new roommate this semester and this fuckin' guy is a chronic masturbator. Seriously, he has the masturbatabolism of a 16-year-old who's been forced to wear a chastity belt since puberty.
by FarmAnimal August 18, 2009
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