Definitions by FarmAnimal
masturbatabolism
I got a new roommate this semester and this fuckin' guy is a chronic masturbator. Seriously, he has the masturbatabolism of a 16-year-old who's been forced to wear a chastity belt since puberty.
masturbatabolism by FarmAnimal August 18, 2009
ugdar
The uncanny ability to detect when hideously ugly people are in close proximity to oneself, or are rapidly closing in on one's position.
Worker 1: It's after 9:00, is that heffer Katarina going to be in the office today?
Worker 2: Well, she hasn't called in. And on top of that, my ugdar is pinging like mad so she must be on her way now.
Worker 2: Well, she hasn't called in. And on top of that, my ugdar is pinging like mad so she must be on her way now.
ugdar by FarmAnimal April 29, 2009
recibrocity
A prolonged, mutually beneficial arrangement between two or more men wherein each exchanges favors with the other(s).
Bro 1: Hey man, I was hanging with that fugly bitch last night just so you could bang her hot friend. How 'bout some recibrocity?
Bro 2: Sure man, I got your back next time we go out.
Bro 2: Sure man, I got your back next time we go out.
recibrocity by FarmAnimal March 6, 2009
symbibrosis
A prolonged, mutually beneficial arrangement between two or more men wherein each exchanges favors with the other(s).
Bro 1: Hey man, I was hanging with that fugly bitch last night just so you could bang her hot friend. How 'bout some symbibrosis?
Bro 2: Sure man, I got your back next time we go out.
Bro 2: Sure man, I got your back next time we go out.
symbibrosis by FarmAnimal March 6, 2009