The uncanny ability to detect when hideously ugly people are in close proximity to oneself, or are rapidly closing in on one's position.
Worker 1: It's after 9:00, is that heffer Katarina going to be in the office today?
Worker 2: Well, she hasn't called in. And on top of that, my ugdar is pinging like mad so she must be on her way now.
Worker 2: Well, she hasn't called in. And on top of that, my ugdar is pinging like mad so she must be on her way now.
by FarmAnimal April 29, 2009
A prolonged, mutually beneficial arrangement between two or more men wherein each exchanges favors with the other(s).
Bro 1: Hey man, I was hanging with that fugly bitch last night just so you could bang her hot friend. How 'bout some symbibrosis?
Bro 2: Sure man, I got your back next time we go out.
Bro 2: Sure man, I got your back next time we go out.
by FarmAnimal March 06, 2009
A prolonged, mutually beneficial arrangement between two or more men wherein each exchanges favors with the other(s).
Bro 1: Hey man, I was hanging with that fugly bitch last night just so you could bang her hot friend. How 'bout some recibrocity?
Bro 2: Sure man, I got your back next time we go out.
Bro 2: Sure man, I got your back next time we go out.
by FarmAnimal March 06, 2009
I got a new roommate this semester and this fuckin' guy is a chronic masturbator. Seriously, he has the masturbatabolism of a 16-year-old who's been forced to wear a chastity belt since puberty.
by FarmAnimal August 18, 2009