masturbateable

something or someone that induces the need to masturbate.

"That girl's booty is so masturbateable," said Nick.
"My 25 kill streak on COD was so masturbateable," said Connor.

by barbeque86 March 18, 2010

diamond

a stone that shines in a goat's ass

"You'll shine brighter than a diamond in a goat's ass!" yelled Coach Bill.

by barbeque86 April 05, 2010