"After my wife goes to sleep and I kick all of my guy friends out of my downstairs mancave, I get out my pornos and turn it into my very own private masturbasement."

masturbasement by Eric Rohmer October 10, 2014

MastuRPate

When somebody roleplays (RPs) with themselves in an online game, chat room, etc. May or may not involve alternate accounts.

Bob: Did you see Steve earlier? He was logged onto two of his accounts mastuRPating.

Josh: That's sad, man. He should make some friends so he doesn't have to mastuRPate.

MastuRPate by Mimi/Talset August 14, 2012

MasturbaSession

The act of masturbating and smoking right after .

"Sarah came over, she almost interrupted my masturbasession"

MasturbaSession by MightQui January 8, 2021

masturbasex aka sexturbation

masturbasex /mæstɚbəsɛks/ MASS-TUR-BUH-SEKS* (/mæstəbəsɛks/ MASS-TU-BUH-SEKS if you have a non-rhotic dialect)
noun • fictional

Sexual intercourse while masturbating

Etymology:
Masturbation; wanking (British)
Sex; sexual intercourse

jack and sabrina are having sex
Sabrina: "Uuuuh you know how masturbasex aka sexturbation, sex while masturbating, works?"
Jack: "Nope."
Sabrina: "While having sex, you can masturbate in any part of the penis with exception of the part that you're fucking"
Jack: "Imma try it"
starts to try
Jack: "aaaaaaaaah, i feel sooooo good!"
You: "wtf"
Jack: "lol he's reacting like 'whaaat' to our funny masturbasex"
Sabrina: "did yo0o0o0ou just BROKE thth-the forth wall, yah ... yah GOD-FUCKING-DAMN IDIOT!!"
Sabrina explodes
Jack: "what??????????????????????????????????!!!!"
You: "0_0" (actually maybe something more like 'lmao-bruh!!')

masturbasex aka sexturbation by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem December 28, 2021

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026