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ambi-masterbatious 

the ability to masterbate with eithor hand.
Graig is so ambi-masterbatious. He was rubbing one out the other day with his left hand, got tired and finished with his right.
ambi-masterbatious by David R July 10, 2005

masterbatious 

An individual who is so sexually attractive that one may be tempted to masterbate to thoughts of them.
Dude, that girl who sat in front of us in econ today was so masterbatious.
masterbatious by PhrosTT January 17, 2006

Masterbatingly 

Adverb : a state of loneliness so consistent that masterbation is as common or more common then the act of taking a breath.
I am happily masterbatingly single.
Masterbatingly by Cheyboy818 December 17, 2015

masterbatious 

to execasivly masterbate for pleasure several times a day
My friend Mike Ortiz is very masterbatious

masterbatical 

To not Jack off to be harder at work!!
I have been working alot harder lately now that i am masterbatical!!!
masterbatical by Dieseltime March 2, 2018

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026