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Master Queef  

When a female can beat a males fart with a vagina fart also known as a Queef
Man1: (Rips one really loud) Awwwww shit that was good

Female1: (Rips one louder with a Queef) Ahhhh that was stress reliving

Male2: Dam Bitch you a Master Queef you should be in the Olympics
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Master Queef 

a nick-name given to the main characer of the HALO series games, master chief. It is normally used by people who either hate the game or find it to be gay. The name first appeared after the release of HALO 3.
stop jerking off to master queef and get a life.
Master Queef by Fatty For Hire April 5, 2009

master queef 

it is the main character in the game "Halo".
master queef shot the alien.
master queef by duchbag95 September 15, 2009

Queef Master 

Steve Downs- the king of all queefs. He can identify a women by the smell of her flatulence coming from her Twat
Hey look queef master Steve just got queefed on by the queef queen and is basking in it to decide who she is.
Queef Master by supergaypikachu March 15, 2010

Queef master 

Wet pussy fart
You’re the best queef master I know
Queef master by darrienbxtch December 4, 2019

master queen 

The Master Queen is the best master batter of all the men.
The Master Queen sure did Jack him of perfectly, the distance of his ejaculation proves it. He won the Master Batter contest after the Master Queen jacked him off.
master queen by MasterQueenCuñt August 11, 2024

Masturqueef 

To masturbate to the sound of someone queefing for an extended period of time. Usually a wet queef.
"Dude, where's Kyle?"
"I think hes above the girls bathroom masturqueefing again... that kid needs a hobby.
masturbate farturbating masturfarting
Masturqueef by Pinguino November 3, 2012
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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