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masterpuke 

To masterpuke- Along the lines of roflpuking but instead of laughing one must masturbate until he or she pukes. This can be done in many ways. Like masturbating to something so hot it makes you puke. Forgetting your holding your breath while choking it and when you realize, you take in a big breath in resulting in you puking. or just masturbating to something so disturbing you puke. Masterpuking is neither good or bad but it must be shared with others when it happens.
" Dude I masterpuked to the pic of that grade 8 chick"

"I cant believe i just materpuked all over my computer"

"Bubbs masterpuked to his own haircut"
masterpuke by HROB-VC May 9, 2011

Masterpoke 

the act of using someone else's Facebook account to "poke" yourself.
I'm gunna go on my girlfriend's account so I can masterpoke.
Masterpoke by Second Best Killer September 27, 2010

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016