Master Oogwgay

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When something is unfunny, but the something is trying to be funny but is not.

Blud is tryna become Master Oogwgay with that joke.

Master Oogwgay by chunky-monkey267 June 17, 2024

Words you can keep

Master Oogway

The legendary sigma turtle that speaks only the truth

“ONLY WHEN A MOSQUITO LANDS ON YOUR BALLS WILLYOU TRULY UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF SOLVING A PROBLEM WITHOUT VIOLENCE” -Master Oogway

“IF SHE LEAVES YOU FOR ANOTHER YOU SHALL GO FOR HER MOTHER, IF YOU CANT GET HER MOTHER GO FOR HER BROTHER, IF SHE HAS NO BROTHER HELP HER MOTHER” -Master Oogway

“Sheesh, you speak only truth like Master Oogway”

Master Oogway by SasorSauce December 15, 2022

master oogway

The most badass turtle in the history of turtles. Master Oogway can devestate coties with a single touch.

Did you see Master Oogway kick some ass in Kung Fu Panda?

master oogway by Zbstein_522 May 10, 2018

Master Oogway

The highest of beings that made no accidents.

"there are no accidents" -Master Oogway

Master Oogway by Master_Tejas October 13, 2020

Master Oogway

The god that saved us all and evaporated instead of dying like a normal turtle because he's that cool.

Master Oogway: ah, my time has come

Master Oogway by Anonymousㅤ October 11, 2020

Master Oogway Shit

Hella wise stuff thats been said or is being said

Kyle, after hitting and hitting PNC: damn bro, I don't wanna be horny anymore, I just wanna be happy.
Abdul: woah bro, that's some master Oogway shit

Master Oogway Shit by GlizzyGladiator824 July 20, 2020

Master Oogway

A different type of species typically a giga chad.

Master Oogway is made different

Master Oogway by MasterOogway69420@Urmom.outloo April 3, 2023

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026