Master Oogwgay
Master Oogwgay by chunky-monkey267 June 17, 2024
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Master Oogway
The legendary sigma turtle that speaks only the truth
“ONLY WHEN A MOSQUITO LANDS ON YOUR BALLS WILLYOU TRULY UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF SOLVING A PROBLEM WITHOUT VIOLENCE” -Master Oogway
“IF SHE LEAVES YOU FOR ANOTHER YOU SHALL GO FOR HER MOTHER, IF YOU CANT GET HER MOTHER GO FOR HER BROTHER, IF SHE HAS NO BROTHER HELP HER MOTHER” -Master Oogway
“ONLY WHEN A MOSQUITO LANDS ON YOUR BALLS WILLYOU TRULY UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF SOLVING A PROBLEM WITHOUT VIOLENCE” -Master Oogway
“IF SHE LEAVES YOU FOR ANOTHER YOU SHALL GO FOR HER MOTHER, IF YOU CANT GET HER MOTHER GO FOR HER BROTHER, IF SHE HAS NO BROTHER HELP HER MOTHER” -Master Oogway
Master Oogway by SasorSauce December 15, 2022
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The most badass turtle in the history of turtles. Master Oogway can devestate coties with a single touch.
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The highest of beings that made no accidents.
Master Oogway by Master_Tejas October 13, 2020
Master Oogway
The god that saved us all and evaporated instead of dying like a normal turtle because he's that cool.
Master Oogway by Anonymousㅤ October 11, 2020
Master Oogway Shit
Kyle, after hitting and hitting PNC: damn bro, I don't wanna be horny anymore, I just wanna be happy.
Abdul: woah bro, that's some master Oogway shit
Abdul: woah bro, that's some master Oogway shit
Master Oogway Shit by GlizzyGladiator824 July 20, 2020
Master Oogway
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