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Mastur-gate 

The mess that Pennsylvania is in after stalking a man based on an expanded criminal record they created which included any one with same 1st and last names convictions.

Thru multiple surveillance methods including sex trafficking they attempted to embarrass him but it backfired tremendously. Odd extortion was actually rape admittance to victim who had been unaware of crime.

Is still ongoing victim and family will be paid a ridiculous amount estimated in the trillions due to sexual attacks on children sex trafficking and even homicide attempts.

#SaveOurChildren
Governor Tom Wolf is trying to avoid mastur-gate in conversation in n as is admitting knowledge of sex trafficking,.
Mastur-gate by WSGM the Talk August 14, 2021

mastergate 

To lock out or ask to leave a friend, relative or roommate so that one will have the privacy to whack off, use her vibrator, etc.

Similar to "sexile", except only one person is involved in the activity.
I'm going to mastergate my roomie and spank my monkey, to get rid of this ten day load I've built up.
mastergate by brownwings August 27, 2011

mastergate 

Almost masterbate, but with a "gate" at the end to add a comic effect.
Don't make me mastergate all over you!
mastergate by The Frog Clinger January 18, 2008

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026