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Master Gates 

Bill Gates new title after his divorce.
Did you hear that Bill Gates propagated viruses and then sold antivirus technology?

We don't call him that anymore... After his wife divorced him, his new name is Master Gates.
Master Gates by Dr.Crow March 24, 2023
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Mastur-gate 

The mess that Pennsylvania is in after stalking a man based on an expanded criminal record they created which included any one with same 1st and last names convictions.

Thru multiple surveillance methods including sex trafficking they attempted to embarrass him but it backfired tremendously. Odd extortion was actually rape admittance to victim who had been unaware of crime.

Is still ongoing victim and family will be paid a ridiculous amount estimated in the trillions due to sexual attacks on children sex trafficking and even homicide attempts.

#SaveOurChildren
Governor Tom Wolf is trying to avoid mastur-gate in conversation in n as is admitting knowledge of sex trafficking,.
Mastur-gate by WSGM the Talk August 14, 2021

mastergate 

To lock out or ask to leave a friend, relative or roommate so that one will have the privacy to whack off, use her vibrator, etc.

Similar to "sexile", except only one person is involved in the activity.
I'm going to mastergate my roomie and spank my monkey, to get rid of this ten day load I've built up.
mastergate by brownwings August 27, 2011

mastergate 

Almost masterbate, but with a "gate" at the end to add a comic effect.
Don't make me mastergate all over you!
mastergate by The Frog Clinger January 18, 2008
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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