Maskturbator 

Someone who is driven to enforce masks and mask politics.

She was maskturbating all over the place again.

I saw her on Facebook again complaining about masks. What a maskturbator.

Maskturbator by kariusvega December 14, 2020

Maskturbator 

(n): Someone who wears a face mask even when out of sight of all other people.
- coined by @MartinGeddes on Twitter

Hey, Jimmy, look at the willingly submissive maskturbator wearing their mask in the car when it does not even affect anyone around them!

Maskturbator by TrumperWavin September 13, 2020

Macsturbator 

1. A self-righteous, blindly optimistic, and outspoken proponent of Apple products.

2. An Apple Fanboy.

Adam: "I LOVE my Mac. OS X is PERFECT! That's why it NEVER gets viruses!"

Bob: "No, OS X doesn't gets viruses because 98% of the world uses PCs, Macsturbator."

Macsturbator by CleffedUp July 31, 2009

Personal Masturbatory Rolodex (PMR) 

n;stored mental images to which one masturbates. abbrv - PMR.

see also spankbank

That girl is so hot. I am entering her into my Personal Masturbatory Rolodex (PMR)

Personal Masturbatory Rolodex (PMR) by optic_fuel August 27, 2008

chronic masturbator 

A person who masturbates more than 3 times a day, and cannot go a day with out masturbation.

Friend: Bro! did you hear that Johnny filled up a 2 little jar with cum.
you: ya I heard he is a chronic masturbator 1

chronic masturbator by MexicanPog November 16, 2020

Facebook Masturbator 

This term is used to describe one who posts status updates, links, videos and or pictures, as well as other wall posts, and then goes on to "like" the posts. The indidual may have a phsycological disorder, as its obvious they like it. they posted it.

Tyler: "Did you see that Viggo is going to get the new Halo game tonight?"
Skylar: "Yeah, he posted it on facebook, and then he 'Liked' it."
Tyler: "He liked his own status? what a Facebook Masturbator ..."

Facebook Masturbator by squirrelyJOE October 18, 2010

Post-Masturbatorial Urination 

The piss most men take directly after masturbating (and orgasming) that hardly ever gets in the bowl, no matter how hard you try. It may splash against the walls, get on your clothing, all over the floor around the toilet, and the toilet seat, but rarely the actual toilet bowl.

Guy1: Dude, I just masturbated
Guy2: Did you take your post-masturbatorial urination yet?
Guy1: Yeah, it was horrible, my boxers are soaked and I spent 5 minutes wiping piss off my wall with toilet paper.

Post-Masturbatorial Urination by Anusfist69 December 9, 2008