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Mash potatoe 

When a man penis is not getting firm and he is trying every which way to over come his softness of the penis.
I can't believe he had nerves to talk all this sex talk on what he was going to do in bed with me, but he was mash potatoe, cover his face in shame.
Mash potatoe by Soft dick May 29, 2019
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Cat mash potatoes 

When custy ass lice infested cat hair gets in ur shitty ass watered down mashed potatoes that have no flavor
These taste like cat mash potatoes they are f**Ken nasty

Gabe is a waste yute

mash potato mouth 

The action in which one tries to speak and a fully formed sentence is not formed. There are fragments and random words. The person is intently trying to form a sentence and make a point, but the sentence is incomprehensible. There is usually an utter of words and the spew of grunts and/ or the word uhh. This action is usually accompanied by a blank stare or glazed look.
I went to talk to him, but he started mash potato mouthing everywhere. He is real hard to talk to.
mash potato mouth by zinna rose January 30, 2012

Pillowy Mounds of Mash Potatoes

A naughty fetish of Philip Banks in the famous american sitcom "Fresh Prince of Bel Air".
"I can't give up my favorite foods cold turkey. Oh my god. Turkey with pillowy mounds of mash potatoes."

mash potatoes 

"Ouch bollocks!, i just sat down funny and mashed my potatoes"
mash potatoes by Dan D July 11, 2005

Mash potato 

Similar to the word gip, mash potato describes the moments before you feel like you might be sick but aren't actually sick.
(Someone is being inconsiderate and talking to you about a disgusting conversation topic whilst you are eating a meal and you and you start to associate the things being discussed in the conversation with the texture of your food) ... mash potato
Mash potato by anonymous17363 October 30, 2017

Mash potato head 

When you’re high on marijuana and your scalp feels all weird and your head high.
Person 1: this strain gives me mash potato head

Person 2: okay.
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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