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Masculoner 

A Masculoner, or someone suffering from Masculonerty are terms coined by J.D. Pugh, as used to describe men unjustly suffering without female friends/relationships/without female sexual partners because of Misandrist stereotypes involving negative assumptions of male sexual, social, and societal behaviors based solely on a males naturally occurring Masculinity in physical traits.

Because rugged looking guys are tired of being purposely ignored or walked away from when attempting to approach women, many men suffering from Masculonerty will be hoping to win some sort of attention from the opposite sex by wearing more form fitting denim pants at waist level to accentuate the V shape of the torso, and show off a little shape with jeans hugging well defined quads and round squat butt. They are always without female company and suffer from Masculonerty.

Men that can be observed wearing pants much lower around bony hips, much less form fitting to hide their Flamingo-like leg shape and flat wall booty are far more desirable to women.

Often times a Masculoner is called “Total Asshole”, or “creep”, or “pig chauvinist” for saying a woman looks nice in her outfit, or her hair is cute, but when a smaller less threatening looking and far less handsome male can say the same thing or even far more degrading and even say objectifying things to women, yet females still react in a positive manner and will end up going to date/hook up with skinny twerp, because he is a funny guy.
Jimmy’s a Masculoner who loves to lift weights, has a heavily muscular frame as a byproduct of his hobby, is over 6 feet tall, 240+ lbs no fat and looks like a football warrior no doubt, but then he’s also very sweet, caring individual who loves animals and is good with kids, handsome, well groomed, clean, funny, intelligent, knows how to bring most females to orgasm, eats ass, is dominant in bed, doesn’t play nice guy, inked up…but he’s a Masculoner. I’ve never heard any of the women in the gym talk to him or about him and they always seem to get angry when he’s working out anywhere near them.
Masculoner by SuperChunk85 April 6, 2023
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Masculine 

Positively characterized as qualities that are; strong, community building, utilitarian, practical. Negatively characterized as too aggresive, violent, uncaring.
I'd like to see the word masculine be used in good context for once
Masculine by PM November 4, 2003

masculingerie 

Guy: I don't have any spandex or silk masculingerie, but I do have a pair of boxers with Stewie's face on them.

Girl: *drops her pants*
masculingerie by AdmiralPercy July 14, 2016

Masculine Syrup 

Abby asked for Brody’s masculine syrup in her mouth
Masculine Syrup by Katdadddddy December 22, 2018

Masculine drama 

A masculine drama is a TV show or doco series that men can relate to and talk about openly with other male friends. Mostly with relatable male dialogue and storylines.
He loved watching and talking about a masculine drama with his friend at work.
Masculine drama by Voevodin July 23, 2021

masculine 

Often defined as aggressive, strong, and unfeeling or stoic. Being masculine means in modern times, at least, no shows of emotion, no flamboyance, no hugging or even looking at other men, must be interested in sports and physical/violent activity.

What masculine is is simply what a man does. Assuming responsibility for your actions; being sympathetic, sensitive, and caring; and gentleness are perfectly fine for men. A true man is not a hard-nosed, violent, overgrown child; he's a mature, kind individual.
Until the 1800s, men's dress was about as flamboyant as women's dress, and men were allowed to show emotion and tears. But their clothing styles sobered and they were taught to be strong, stoic. Affection was still allowed... but as the world became aware of gays and other sexual minorities, male/male affection was scorned.
masculine by Lorelili March 5, 2005

Masculine Groove 

A dance that teenage boys do when they don't quite feel like actually dancing, but want to avoid awkwardly standing around at a dance or party.
Mark: Duuuude, Isaac's perfected his masculine groove, man!
Liz: Amen.
Masculine Groove by woodbury November 28, 2009
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2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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