mens 

- The word "man" in Russian-English slang.

U mens))) plix help mi))) (when a russian begging for help)

The proper English way is: "Man, please help me!"

mens by Nayumi October 9, 2006

mens 

A word used by non-english people on a game to reference an individual. Used in place of man, people, guy, etc.

Mens, why must we bun mens? Mens, GMs are teh itens mens itens plix?

mens by Darkain August 3, 2006

Mens 

Mens: (N.) Ebonic Plural of Men. Interchangeable with the nown "Peoples". Example: "1SGT, I gots tah go to dah Mens room (a room with a toilet for use by more than one Men)."

"Tell your Mens that formation is 0730hrs sharp---dey ass is mine if dey late for my formation."

Mens by Lucifer Tiddys (thats DDs, not TTs) October 1, 2007

mens 

Noun. Men's toilet. Usually public but sometimes also used to refer to a home toilet used by men. Origin probably "Gentlemen's toilet", abbreviated to "Men's toilet", further shortened to "Men's" or "Gents". After years of inaccurate sign writing on public toilets (internationally) the toilet can now be referred to as the "mens". Sometimes spotted as misspelt by learned old people who have not realised that words evolve. Note that the "Woman's toilet" can also be referred to as the "ladies" but not currently the "womans" (similar origin).

"Please stop the car, I need to visit the mens"
"Can I use your mens?"
"That was a dodgy curry, is there a mens I may use?"

mens by Waiwaiawahine January 22, 2012

mens 

Swedish for Menstrual Cycle.

hopefully i can get rid of my headache too, its because of the mens, its called mens in swedish

mens by bzImage January 30, 2007

mens 

The HLTV way of saying "men". The singular is obviously "men".

- Sorry, I didn't know it was bannable
- It's fine mens))))))

mens by useruseruseruseruseruseruserus January 25, 2024

mens)) 

HLTV meme.

good thread mens))

mens)) by HATINGJERMANS July 3, 2021