That which was ripped wide open and torn asunder when the Messiah was born. In keeping with the belief of immaculate conception, Jesus Christ must have been the one to rip his own mother's hymen, and in a way pop his own mother's cherry. This can be used as an explanation for his odd behavior later in life.
Many christians celebrate the breaking of the Virgin Mary's hymen on the 25th of December every year.

The Virgin Mary's hymen got all torn and bloody, hahaha.

The Virgin Mary's hymen by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009

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The Virgin Mary

1)Mother of Jesus Christ.
2)Often appears to the people (when I say people, I mean the Mexicans) in the form of Tortillas.
3)A very smart woman...
4)Possibly the most popular figure or icon on the Catholic faith, since the Catholic faith does not have a history of empowering women, so she's a nice example for all ladies, isn't she???
5)Mary the Virgin, not Mary Magdalene. Can't confuse them. Two different stories. The other one is a whore.

"Oh my God, it's a miracle! The Virgin Mary appeared to me in my freezer!"

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The Virgin Mary

You find a hot ass virgin that knows shes fine and wont give it up. Knock her ass out with a brick to the head, make sure shes out cold, but dont kill her, then dog that chick without a rubber. Hit it like three times or so to make sure to get her ass pregnant. Clean her ass up so that she dont know what happened when she wakes up. Then bring her back to her house n tell her rents or roommates that she passed the fuck out. 9 months later a kid pops out

I dogged this chick good last night, gave her the virgin mary, hope its a boy

The Virgin Mary by C-Roi December 18, 2007

The Un-virgin Mary

When you fuck a girl for the first time and the condom gets a bit bloody, so you take it off and smack her in the face with it.

Girl: “wow having sex really feels good i sure do hope nobody slaps me across the face with the condom”
Boy: “Thats the un-virgin mary right there. Now imma whip you fatass”

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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