The Virgin Mary

1)Mother of Jesus Christ.
2)Often appears to the people (when I say people, I mean the Mexicans) in the form of Tortillas.
3)A very smart woman...
4)Possibly the most popular figure or icon on the Catholic faith, since the Catholic faith does not have a history of empowering women, so she's a nice example for all ladies, isn't she???
5)Mary the Virgin, not Mary Magdalene. Can't confuse them. Two different stories. The other one is a whore.

"Oh my God, it's a miracle! The Virgin Mary appeared to me in my freezer!"

by @n@rchist June 22, 2008

The Virgin Mary

You find a hot ass virgin that knows shes fine and wont give it up. Knock her ass out with a brick to the head, make sure shes out cold, but dont kill her, then dog that chick without a rubber. Hit it like three times or so to make sure to get her ass pregnant. Clean her ass up so that she dont know what happened when she wakes up. Then bring her back to her house n tell her rents or roommates that she passed the fuck out. 9 months later a kid pops out

I dogged this chick good last night, gave her the virgin mary, hope its a boy

by C-Roi November 18, 2007

virgin mary

A virgin woman that takes in the butt and still claims her purity, acting like Jesus would not mind.

Girl: No sex before marriage.
Guy: But girl, I gotta nut
Girl: You can put it back here pointing to her back-side. After all, I am a virgin.
Guy: Yeah, a Virgin Mary.

by Reparate Me September 15, 2006

virgin mary

When a guy blows his load into his hand and then fingers a girl with the same hand posing a chance of getting her prego without having intercourse

Dan: yea i came into my hand and after wiping it off i fingered her

Justin: Damn Dan she may be a virgin mary now

by DaValora June 20, 2010

virgin mary

Our blessed mother. Has appeared in Fatama, on grilled cheese, and many other places. Her son is Jesus Christ.

the Virgin Mary is our blessed mother

by poops June 30, 2005

virgin mary

a non-alcoholic beverage with tomato juice , pepper, and celery.

I really wanted a bloody mary, but I was driving, so I ordered a virgin mary.

by Lipstick November 1, 2004

virgin mary

The Mother of God, She is also a Saint in Heaven. She gave birth to Christ the Lord in the first century while She was still a Virgin.

Virgin Mary's Son Is Jesus Christ.

by cjob September 27, 2005