Marvin the Martian 

Note: receiver has to have green shit to perform this move
When the giver has anal sex with the receiver then pulls their penis out and rubs their penis all over the receivers face in a painting motion smearing the receivers shit all over there face.

I was feeling real gassy so I asked bob from accounting to fuck me in the ass. When he was done he complained about his dick being green so I made him paint me to look like Marvin the Martian

Marvin the Martian by Just call me steve November 9, 2018

to do the Martin 

to go somewhere and come back without telling anybody

- He asked if we would like to meet for a lunch.
- When did he come back?! I guess he wanted to do the Martin again.

to do the Martin by therealdictionaryuser August 9, 2021

the martin luther king 

When your girl is sleeping you begin to masturbate at the point of ejaculation you cum on her face and when she wakes up she says... "I have a dream!"

I GAVE YOUR MOM THE MARTIN LUTHER KING, THATS A DREAM SHE'LL NEVER FORGET!

the martin luther king by BlackBuhhda October 20, 2010

the martin interview 

A extremely weird and funny of Alex Turner (from arctic monkeys) and Miles Kane ( from the little flames) where they are seen tripping out their minds, nearly outing themselves about being fruity, terrorising martin, doing ‘that’ voice and much more, strange things.

“OMG, did you see that last shadow puppets interview?”

“HAHAHA yeah the martin interview is so fucking funny!”

the martin interview by CARRIDESbykat September 10, 2023

The martin 

When you promise to be back in 10 minutes, but disappear for an extended period of time, then come back the next day as if nothing happened.

I think hes done the martin again

The martin by R6PTOR April 26, 2025

The Martin Yttri Method

The act of rectally inserting a dildo made of ice, thus stimulating the G-spot and achieving an overwhelming orgasm

Frank: "I did The Martin Yttri Method yesterday, and it felt amazing!"
Frunk: "What the Fuck man?"

The Martin Yttri Method by hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh7 February 2, 2026

martin louis the king jr

the new nickname kanye west has bestowed upon himself.

"I was forced to change my name to Martin Louis the King Jr. Address me as such."

martin louis the king jr by uiop123 January 31, 2009