Marvin the Martian

Note: receiver has to have green shit to perform this move
When the giver has anal sex with the receiver then pulls their penis out and rubs their penis all over the receivers face in a painting motion smearing the receivers shit all over there face.

I was feeling real gassy so I asked bob from accounting to fuck me in the ass. When he was done he complained about his dick being green so I made him paint me to look like Marvin the Martian

by Just call me steve November 9, 2018

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to do the Martin

to go somewhere and come back without telling anybody

- He asked if we would like to meet for a lunch.
- When did he come back?! I guess he wanted to do the Martin again.

by therealdictionaryuser August 9, 2021

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the martin luther king

When your girl is sleeping you begin to masturbate at the point of ejaculation you cum on her face and when she wakes up she says... "I have a dream!"

I GAVE YOUR MOM THE MARTIN LUTHER KING, THATS A DREAM SHE'LL NEVER FORGET!

by BlackBuhhda October 20, 2010

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the martin interview

A extremely weird and funny of Alex Turner (from arctic monkeys) and Miles Kane ( from the little flames) where they are seen tripping out their minds, nearly outing themselves about being fruity, terrorising martin, doing ‘that’ voice and much more, strange things.

“OMG, did you see that last shadow puppets interview?”

“HAHAHA yeah the martin interview is so fucking funny!”

by CARRIDESbykat September 10, 2023

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