Marty me 

Rowdily fuck someone while you suck their titties in a bathtub

I just met a hot milf I’m gonna ask her to Marty Me

Marty me by Dedbeetdad December 17, 2018

Marry me! 

An expression one may use when attempting to deflect or avoid a conversation. The person saying this expression may also be attempting to make it look like the other person (in the conversation) is saying something ridiculous.

Originated by Mae "Maeby" Fünke on the television series, "Arrested Development".

1) Michael: ...Why aren’t you in school right now?
Maeby: Marry me!

2) (Mort takes Maeby's book report thinking it's a movie treatment)
Mort Meyers: What's this? So, you're this Funke everyone's been talking about. You can't be more than what? Fifteen?
Mae "Maeby" Fünke: (laughing nervously) Marry me!

Marry me! by AvsC April 13, 2008

will you marry me 

asking someone to be your partner

will you marry me

will you marry me by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016

Marty Melt 

A love exercise created by Martha Halftrack. Done by hugging someone then letting go and hugging them again. The constant hug and release motion is also a chest exercise. It is called a Marty Melt because when Marty hugs you, you melt into her. She uses this on her husband, Amos, and her favorite grandson, Bryant Hollifield.

Amos: Oh no, the guys at the party we're talking bad smack about me. I'm gonna get them. After all, I am a B.G., commander of Camp Swampy.

Marty: Whoah, dear. Easy there. I got an exercise that will have you loving them again. Its a Marty Melt. Come here and hug me, but then let go. And when you hug me, I mean SQUEEZE!

Amos: Sure, but how would squeezing on you get the guys to love me? You don't hug them.

Marty: (laughs) Well, its one way I show you love. Come on, Amos, we've been married 53 years. I've loved since the day I met you. (she hugs him hard)

Amos: (returns the hug) Whoah! That's a power hug right there. This is one sweet exercise! Maybe I should tell the other guys.

Bryant: Hey, are you two up to something sweet? Are you getting mushy on him? Let me at it!

Marty: Here, dear. Its your turn. You haven't tried the Marty Melt yet. Now, give Grandma Marty a big hug and don't let go until I say.

Bryant: (hugs Marty) Wow! That's a real burner. My chest is stinging.

Marty: Well, that's a Marty Melt. It really massages your heart. You go all gooey when you get one of these. I love it!

Bryant: Sweet and awesome! I'm gonna have to show Gunny Granny, she'd love it! The Marty Melt is hot!

Marty Melt by Dusty's Baby Powder October 23, 2011

National marry me day 

Ask your lover to marry you,
Or ask your best bud to platonically marry you, you can also use this date to confess to ur loved one

National marry me day is about appreciating your loved one

National marry me day by T&A :)) May 18, 2022

Marry me 

Usually in online communications, when one person says something very clever/funny at the same time to a person who was asking a stupid question. A third person may acknowledge the replier's effort by saying "Marry me!", effectively praising him/her on the cleverness of the reply.

OP: Do you like Justin Bieber?

Person 1: Yeah, I bet she has a tight vagina.

Person 2: @Person 1; MARRY ME!

Marry me by hugooguh February 3, 2013

Will you marry me 

uh who are u, no lol

(romantic music playing while the sun sets)

dude : “Hey bebehgarl I have been waiting all my entire 9 lives just to say this, Will you marry me?”

person : “uh who are u, no lol”

background : “oh no they rejected them too bad so sad”

Will you marry me by definitely not Nadia July 13, 2021