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An expression one may use when attempting to deflect or avoid a conversation. The person saying this expression may also be attempting to make it look like the other person (in the conversation) is saying something ridiculous.

Originated by Mae "Maeby" Fünke on the television series, "Arrested Development".
1) Michael: ...Why aren’t you in school right now?
Maeby: Marry me!

2) (Mort takes Maeby's book report thinking it's a movie treatment)
Mort Meyers: What's this? So, you're this Funke everyone's been talking about. You can't be more than what? Fifteen?
Mae "Maeby" Fünke: (laughing nervously) Marry me!
by AvsC April 13, 2008
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A term coined by Terrson to represent a form of Jenga where one removes an article of clothing whenever the tower falls.
It was a fearsome sight indeed after the tower fell for the last time, after that, strip jenga was forever banned in the lounge.

<Terrson> My name shall not go down in history as the guy who codified Strip Jenga.
Guess again, Terrson.
by OmniBot August 05, 2008
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Usually in online communications, when one person says something very clever/funny at the same time to a person who was asking a stupid question. A third person may acknowledge the replier's effort by saying "Marry me!", effectively praising him/her on the cleverness of the reply.
OP: Do you like Justin Bieber?

Person 1: Yeah, I bet she has a tight vagina.

Person 2: @Person 1; MARRY ME!
by hugooguh February 03, 2013
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The breast size between "damn" and "noooo way those are real", typically about 34DD. Involuntarily spoken by impressed men.
Dave stepped into the elevator next to a hottie with an amazing rack. "Marry me" he said involuntarily.
by Mr Shark August 18, 2006
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Ken, will you please marry me ! I will love you forever n ever ☹️😍
Me: will you marry me ken ?

Ken: Marry you means a commitment for life, no thanks.
by MeLoffYouKen October 21, 2019
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A finalising act - two which two participants, who are immensely, irrevocably and inevitably in love with one another to "seal the deal" - i.e. Chelsea Macfarlane and Riaz Amin.

To which his psychotic ex cannot get in the way of, lmao hoebag.

I love you 😂

chelsea adored it every time the words "marry me" uttered from Riaz's lips.
by tigertiger October 25, 2016
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