Marty B'ed

To get pwned by a teacher before a large group of people. Usually results in humiliation and embarrassment but others find it funny.

Student 1: Oooh Jake just got Marty B'ed!
Student 2: I know! It was hiliarious. He now has detention and has to copy the dictionary! :D

Marty B'ed by Dark&Twisty April 10, 2011

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Marty B'ed

To be pwned by a teacher in a way that teaches other students a constructive and educational life lesson.

Student 1: Oooh, Jess just got Marty B'ed!

Student 2: Yeah, but at least we learned that if you don't have your essay the day it was due, you shouldn't lie about it.

Marty B'ed by ninjamasterofawesomeness November 27, 2011

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bloody mary in bed

When you go down on a girl on her period and you come up with red mustache and then you make an "ok sign" with your hand and you put it to your eye like a monacle and you speak with an English accent.

Blimey Erin! When you said you were up for it I was dodgy but that was brilliant! Your strawberry creams are the dogs bollocks but I can't believe you gave me a Bloody Mary in bed!"

bloody mary in bed by Anorak May 25, 2014

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bediou_please_marry_me

a PERSON that complains when I lag

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bediou_please_marry_me by anonymous July 8, 2021

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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