Martiza

A Smoking hot little firecracker. An unstoppable bundle of energy with a huge sexual appetite and Very high standards. Intelligent, witty, bubbly and fun. This is the girl, that if you possess the magic to earn her charms, will sneak you through her bedroom window and rock your world while her parents watch TV in the other room!

Wow..did you see that girlthat Rick left with?!?! She is a real Martiza!! Lucky bastard.

by tallkool1 February 3, 2010

Mixed Martial Arts

A combat sport (colloquially known as "MMA") in which fighters incorporate several different types of martial arts (and often use a hybrid of such styles), including Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, Boxing, Muay Thai, Judo, Wrestling, etc. One of the fastest growing sports in the world. Made very popular and brought into the mainstream largely due to UFC. UFC and MMA are the not the same thing; UFC is to MMA what the NFL is to football. Fights are organized by promotions, the largest of which today are the UFC and Bellator.

"Mixed martial arts fighters are incredible to watch."
"UFC is the most well-known organization to promote mixed martial arts fights."
" Morgan and I are watching the Brandon v Rivers mixed martial arts fight at the bar tonight. You in?"
"There is a mixed martial arts championship this weekend at Madison Square Garden - I can't wait!"

by rkb247 January 8, 2022

Martina

Martina is a really funny, nice and kind girl who always helps those in need, even if this can put them in difficulty.
She is a romantic, a relationship with her is heaven, she will always put you first and everything and treat you like you are the only person in this world.
But be careful not to make her angry.

hey,i love you so
please let me go MARTINA

by iloveyouso November 21, 2021

Martial Autist

An evolved form that a high functioning autistic person obtains when they are shown TMNT, Naruto, Kung Fu Panda, or Dragon Ball.
After learning the combat style of which ever cartoon/anime they were shown, they will immediately go and beat the shit out of all the school bullies.

Martial Autists are extremely deadly, armed or unarmed. You'll be much better off avoiding any fights with them

by Pokedex #184 February 3, 2020

Mason The Martian

The greatest video creator of all Time

Have you heard of Mason the Martian he makes the best videos

by Rainy boiiii October 15, 2020

martial fartist

Someone who purposely uses their farts to annoy someone else.

JT likes to let his Don Fee build up lots of pressure, then he comes over to my cubicle and squeezes out his bean bomb real hard and fast, making a super loud & stinky fart. JT's a real martial fartist!

by NE1 May 25, 2006

Martinar

To say something completely unrelated in response to a question.

Person 1: How is your homework coming?

Person 2: I don't want a cheese bagel.

Person 1: you just pulled a martinar

by James1202 August 2, 2012