Martinar 

To say something completely unrelated in response to a question.

Person 1: How is your homework coming?

Person 2: I don't want a cheese bagel.

Person 1: you just pulled a martinar

Martinar by James1202 August 2, 2012

Martina

Martina is a really funny, nice and kind girl who always helps those in need, even if this can put them in difficulty.
She is a romantic, a relationship with her is heaven, she will always put you first and everything and treat you like you are the only person in this world.
But be careful not to make her angry.

hey,i love you so
please let me go MARTINA

Martina by iloveyouso November 21, 2021

Martina Krašna 

Woman named Martina Krašna, also known as "MC Lukcva". Who came to the scene with her educational video "števila 1 do 10"

Years later she won her first platinum song with "jezus hvala ti"
She is proudly preeching the word of god and at the same time breeding as fast as possible with currently 8 kids and one destroyed vagina.

"Dej Frncjt upali en jezus hvala ti, wd Martina Krašna." -slovenian phrase.

Martina Krašna by Enfant123 March 26, 2021

Texas Marinara 

This is when you have more red cards in your hand than black cards.

After getting dealt all hearts, I announced to the table “I have a Texas Marinara”

Texas Marinara by LaHound June 28, 2018

Marinara 

An Italian word, literally meaning 'sailor style', referencing the coarse nature of seamen and their perceived propensity for the anus.

Come here Cecil so I can give you a good rogering... marinara style

Marinara by jahRambo May 8, 2011

noodling the marinara 

When a man sucks on the string of a woman's tampon starting at the end of the string and sucking until his mouth reaches her menstruating vagina. Noodling the marinara normally involves multiple repititions of sucking on the string but can involve only one repitition.
Noodling the marinara is similar to the scene in Lady and the Tramp where the 2 dogs are eating spaghetti and end up kissing. The primary difference is that the woman doesn't need to do anything and instead of sucking on a spaghetti noodle, the man is sucking on a tampon string.

Its a good thing I was on the rag otherwise I'd never know how good he was at noodling the marinara.

noodling the marinara by blancheandrico August 3, 2009

marinara muff dive 

The act of performing cunnilingus on a female while she is menstruating, thereby getting "marinara" all over ones face.

Pat hooked up with this chick in Brooklyn and gave her a marinara muff dive. Gross!

marinara muff dive by Mufftruck November 12, 2016