Markretro 

A phrase you'd use only when someone that moderates a server somewhere for example Discord, where they are a bad admin or moderator. It is used to shame that kind of a person for their incompetence at their moderation skills.

User 1: You know... There is one guy in a Discord server named Strife... I'm talking about him.
User 2: Oooh yeah. That guy's such a Markretro.
User 1: Ikr.

Markretro by Verwex January 24, 2020

marketroid 

A contraction of the phrase "Marketing Droid." Also 'marketoid'.

Used as a generally derisive term to describe a person who is so concerned with spewing marketing dribble to sell a product, that it comes automatically to them. A persons marketing ability does not necessarily denote expertise of the subject at hand.

I asked how much horsepower it had, but the marketroid kept saying "Look! It's a HEMI!!!"

marketroid by icabod May 21, 2004

Markstrom

A sexual joke in which one man jams his penis in to the hands, torso, and legs of their partner, making exagerated rebound movements, before finally penetrating into their hole. Best done unexpectadly as to infuriate them.

Named for Florida Panthers goaltender Jacob Markstrom, who though skillful at blocking, has weak rebound control leaving himself open to be scored on after multiple blocks.

She looked like she was falling asleep, so I had to markstrom her last night to wake her up.

Markstrom by Dragonblade629-LostBet April 17, 2013

marketroid 

a ignorant marketing employee who is reliant on buzzwords and deception (possibly from a blend of marketing and droid)

I'm sick of that marketroid who keeps leaving ads on my car.

marketroid by The Return of Light Joker May 11, 2012

MarketSource 

A terrible company that sells phones at Target locations. They pay employees a paltry sum but expect them to move mountains.

Hey bro, I heard you got hired at MarketSource... RIP

MarketSource by TlacuacheMan September 17, 2019

Markietra 

A very sexy girl thats sweet but is a little crazy making you want her more. She is good in bed and will most likely do anything, that is one of her best traits. She is a very independent woman, but is a very dependable friend, someone you want to make sure you befriend because she will always have your back. The sexiest woman to be with, you will never get bored with her. She loves trying new things, it keeps her wanting more. She is a lot to handle, but once you find her right spot she will melt for you.

Yo did you see that sexy ass Markietra?

Markietra by sweet thang9534i May 2, 2011

marreroed 

Following people into the bathroom, beating the shit out of them, then telling them to suck your dick.

Kid1: Hey, dude did you hear about that kid?

Kid2: Ya, I heard he got marreroed in the boys bathroom.

marreroed by tens iga December 18, 2011