Marketise

(n) An entity possessing expertise in marketing.

The guys at iMarketise.com can help you enger the internet and mobile app market.

Marketise by Define Marketing Giants April 19, 2013

markelite 

Markelite - mar-ke-lite (noun) A word conjured to describe an uber Markle fan after the marriage of Prince Henry of Wales, to the mattress actress, Meghan Markle of the United States and most recently of Toronto, Canada (whilst filming the cable television series "Suits) in 2018.

Markelites, found on social media, can be described as low information users, suspiciously void of education who are highly argumentative often suffering from delusions, rage, and insufficient knowledge of the British Monarchy and its machinations/protocol. Markelites are often aggressive, void of simplistic language skills and more often than not resort to foul language, name calling and using the race card if someone who actually has knowledge on the subject matter offers a differing opinion. They are known to dox people (revealing social media identities, residence, and employer) whilst threatening bodily injury to the person/persons who oppose their view. They claim to take the high road in the name of Meghan Markle and will go to extremes to make good on threats to the person/persons opposing their views. Markelites also show a "pack mentality" that often attack social media users in large groups on any platform that features Meghan Markle.

Markelites also known as Sugars, are a vicious lot. They are misinformed and are the true bullies of social media when discussing Meghan Markle and her inept qualities as a representative of the British Royal Family.

markelite by SomewhereInTheUnitedKingdom May 3, 2019

Margetisum

A person in a state of extreme depression, but memeified.

"Why does Luke always look so depressed?"
"Because he has Margetisum"

Margetisum by SkinnyChickenNoodle May 15, 2018

Affiliate Marketing

It is a way to make money by referring products on someone else's website to your personal audience or friends.

It's one of the easiest ways to get started making money online because you don't have to create your own products. You can simply practice getting people to buy products that you already use.

An example is proving a list of the top 10 blenders for sale in the USA and having a link to buy each blender at Target, Kohl's, or Macy's. You will get referral fee from those retailers of 1-10% usually.

I am making an extra $500 per month on my new affiliate marketing website.

Affiliate Marketing by Dilemmas.co November 13, 2020

Marketing 

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition

See Above for the example

Marketing by Murray State September 23, 2004

Markeisha 

The baddest of them all. she tends to be shy at first but once you get to know her she's as lively as ever. Beautiful and not just her looks. Her soul and intentions are most of the time pure. Smart girl who just needs to break out of her shell.

Wow you're such a Markeisha. I wish i could be you.

Markeisha by kellyoung123 January 8, 2017

Multi-Level Marketing 

Commonly abbreviated MLM, it's a form of selling a product whereby one person recruits other salespeople, who recruits other salespeople, ad nausea and after each sale, everybody above the salesman gets a small piece of commission. To make money in one (98%+ of people don't), one should place much more emphasis on recruiting than sales. Amway is probably the most well-known MLM.

Many MLMs have "optional" national meetings, motivational books and tapes, and other various expenses. The cost of these comes out of pocket of the individual. As a general rule, if you can be one of the first people to join a successful MLM, you'll make a lot of money, especially if you can sell all of this crap to your downline. However, if you're not in this lucky 1-2%, you'll honestly be lucky to break even in your expenses.

There is some technical difference between a pyramid scheme, which is illegal, and an MLM, which is legal. However, nobody but the high-priced lawyers which keep MLMs in business and stealing the money of its starry-eyed employees seem to know what this difference is.

There are too many Multi-Level Marketing organizations to count. After one is shut down by bankruptcy or the government, two new ones sprout from the ground.

Multi-Level Marketing by iLikeSoup March 28, 2011