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Maridith 

Perfect, hard to talk to but utterly perfect. She’s been through it all and keeps on going because she’s so strong. She loves in the best way and makes you feel so lucky. She’s like a mute color, quiet and low profile, but she’s the most beautiful person in the room. She reads books for fun and sleeps to pass the time. She’s obsessed with her lover and honestly hates her job at the donut shop. Got a killer sense of humor and tells the funniest jokes. She spends money just because she has some and it’s all on cute dresses, stones, and Knick knacks. She’s reminds you of a warm blanket out of the dryer and the warm sunshine on a summer morning after a nights rain. She wears a rose quartz stone on her neck to always have her lover near. She’s one in forever, and will always be perfect.
Person 1: Man I wish I had a Maridith:( Person 2: Yeah, good luck finding one of those man.
Maridith by Langley<33 May 14, 2021
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Mariedith 

Mariedith. Unique, like the spelling of her name. She is not your typical Meredith. She is filled with beauty, fire and mischief. Mariediths are meticulous planners and are always busy. They never seem to sweat the tasks before them, but inside they worry that things will not go exactly as they envisioned. Mariedith always seems very light hearted and naive, sometime clueless but that is also part of her plan. She is happy and free spirited as long as she gets her way. Mariedith is very attractive, but not in a traditional, beauty queen way. She is seductive, confident and sexy and this coupled with her innocent demeanor makes her very dangerous, especially with men. She generally gets what she wants in work and love. Her confidence allows her to be a risk taker and a trend setter. Women want to be her. Men just want her, although sometimes they are overwhelmed.
I thought I was a shoe-in for the promotion. But she got it. I didn't see that one coming. She must have been a Mariedith.
Mariedith by ohyeah123 February 3, 2010
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Meridith 

Totally awesome. Has so many friends! everybody loves her. Is a flirt with guys, usually single. Loves to party and have fun.!! Popular. the best person that you will ever meet.
girl 1- Have you heard about that AWESOME new girl named meridith?

girl 2- ik she is the coolest person I have ever met!!
Meridith by LOSER4EVAHH1o1 January 3, 2009

Meridith 

1.)NOUN: a HOT female being; the most amazing woman you will ever meet; the kind of girl that every man wants to have and every girl wants to be; smart, attractive, funny, witty, friendly and loyal ; one who is fully awesome; a total milf

2.) VERB: the action of doing that is something that a true "meridith" would do....
1.) I wish I was a meridith....but there can only be one true meridith....she is fully awesome!
2.) Did you see that hot chick pull that baby from the burning building.....she totally pulled a meridith
Meridith by wishiwasmeridith February 7, 2010

Meridith Palmer 

Alcoholic Drink consisting of Arizona's Arnold Palmer iced tea/ lemonade and vodka, named after the character from the Office. The vodka is normally added to the can after at least 1/5 of the can has been drank, resulting in a drink with none of the alcohol's flavor and perfect drunken portability.
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'Hey Bob, I didn't know you drank tea!'

'I don't. I'm having a Meridith Palmer to get drunk while at work.'
"

Meridith 

me: had u seen bootay?

friend: u mean Meridith
Meridith by wducb123 May 14, 2015

Marideth 

If you aren't friends with Marideth, you're missing out!
Marideth by The.Coolest.Bitch.Eva. November 24, 2021
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