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Marcando 

midget, addicted to midget porn, loves simon
Oh it's Marcando, he small
Marcando by Dau Gar March 29, 2022
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Marlando 

Sassy, but a sweet guy. Easy to talk to,fun to be around, and has a great sense of humor, but don't get too close everyone will think you're dating.
Person one: Who's that guy right there?
Person: Oh that's Marlando, he's hella awesome!
Marlando by doctoregalitarian May 31, 2014
To aggressively shit your pants in front of your friends just for the hell of it.
Edgar: Yo I'm almost done with Mario Galaxy!

Jesus: If you don't stop with that galaxy shit I'm about to start "marrando mis Pantalones."
marrando by ThatJesusMan March 1, 2021

MarcAntonio

An amazing person to be around. You definitely want a MarcAntonio by your side because he will always make you laugh. He is both intelligent and good looking. MarcAntonio attracts all the women and is a great person all around. He tends to be around large groups of people and enjoys to make others feel good.
Woah, is that MarcAntonio over there. He looks soooo hot and handsome!
MarcAntonio by BicBoi- November 13, 2016

marcantony 

man you r such a marcantony

Marmandoo 

Peaceful alternative to saying the F-word "son of a b***h", or shit; generally as it pertains to yourself, or your own actions. Can only properly be used if you feel like a loser but you think you're not.
*drops something* "Marmandoo!!"
*Cuts finger chopping vegetables* "Marmandoo!"
"MARMANDOO" he said "I'm late for work and traffic is murder!"
Marmandoo by Tracenator December 14, 2022
A saint who has a vendetta against fat bitches I'm not kidding bro doesn't kill insects or anything but hates fat hoes.
W marcano he hates fat hoes
marcano by White trash hooker man February 15, 2024
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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