Marmandoo 

Peaceful alternative to saying the F-word "son of a b***h", or shit; generally as it pertains to yourself, or your own actions. Can only properly be used if you feel like a loser but you think you're not.

*drops something* "Marmandoo!!"
*Cuts finger chopping vegetables* "Marmandoo!"
"MARMANDOO" he said "I'm late for work and traffic is murder!"

Marmandoo by Tracenator December 14, 2022

Marmango 

Marmango is the national dance of Greece (Hellass). It is a homosexual dance done with 5 or more males - very pleasurable for Greek males !

We danced Marmango all day, and when we were done Tzatziki came out of our peos which we ate with pita bread. Yummy!

Marmango by Konstantinos Apostalis April 12, 2011

marmasoot 

southern term for an ugly woman. marmasoot's are usually found in bars and clubs looking for drunk men who are unable to see or make clear decisions.

The degree to which one is a marmasoot is based on poor looks, being over weight and poorly dressed.

I hope I don't get to drunk tonight and hook up with a marmasoot.

Look at that fat, ugly chick wearing spandex, what a marmasoot. BIG TIME!

marmasoot by Thomas DB July 30, 2008

Marlando 

Sassy, but a sweet guy. Easy to talk to,fun to be around, and has a great sense of humor, but don't get too close everyone will think you're dating.

Person one: Who's that guy right there?
Person: Oh that's Marlando, he's hella awesome!

Marlando by doctoregalitarian May 31, 2014

Marmadouche 

An escalated version of the term douche or douche-bag. Origins from the comic strip Marmaduke because it is super lame and dumb.

Dude Jeremiah is such a Marmadouche.

Marmadouche by Paladin3005 March 5, 2012

marmagoose 

noun (pr. mar-ma-goose). Plural = marmageese

1. a codeword used at day camps for staff members to talk about pedophiles without the pedophile knowing about it

2. a caucasian male aged 30 to 50 with a majestic beard and sporting thick black shades. They often travel in herds and drive commercial vans. Some of these vans have been known to contain the words "ice" and "cream" on the side.

Marmageese are known to make promises of candy and puppies to bait their prey, however, they seldom follow up on their end of the bargain.

They are most easily spotted around elementary school playgrounds after the grade 2's have arts and crafts and during that time of day popularly called "recess".

The common marmagoose is unaware of the term "15 will get you 20" but the utterance of such phrases will seldom deter them

"I can't believe Billy's Grandpa is such a marmagoose!.. wait... that wasn't...oh fuck..."

"Hey did you see that old guy just chloroform that little boy and bring him inside the ice cream truck? what a marmagoose!"

"man.. i was sweating as hard as a marmagoose at recess!"

marmagoose by DE-crew February 4, 2010

Marcando 

midget, addicted to midget porn, loves simon

Oh it's Marcando, he small

Marcando by Dau Gar March 29, 2022